The Rockies winning streak was incredible because it made for outstanding small talk ( Read more... )

In ninth grade I used to play tetris all the time ( Read more... )

So the seventh graders in Ms. Brown's class are carrying around sacks of flour this week, that supposedly represent babies. I remeber when we did that. It was pretty funny. Somebody threw their baby against the wall, and it rained flour for a while. It was pretty hilarious. On the other hand, it's really a ridiculous thing to have them do ( Read more... )

Dear Friends, Foes, and other such aquaintances ( Read more... )

Hello. It's Shelby. Reporting live from Sarah's basement. Listening to excellent music, jammin to some beats, you know. Badass-style. Well, I suppose I don't have much to say. Or too much to say. Wow. I'm getting philosphical ( Read more... )

So, Emily just had a laughing fit in creative writing, which made me feel pretty good. I like it when she laughs ( Read more... )

Bad puns are for children, not groan readers.

That is all.

Oh yeah. Go here too.

Worst Analogies Written in a High School Essay.
It'll make your day brighter. I promise. And if not, nevermind, it was worth a try.

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm

This site just made my day. It's fucking hilarious ( Read more... )

If you were in my novel and wanted to rob a bank in an interesting way that took up at least 5 pages, what would you do ( Read more... )