1. That claaassic moment, when he singles him out in the lineup. "So you wanna be in SOLDIER, kid?" It just filled his chest with pride and he felt more determined than he'd ever felt in his life. Watching him make that speech was incredible. 2. Zack took him out drinking once! He was a complete lightweight, but he drank more than he'd ever managed to before anyway with Zack's retarded encouragement, and they talked about stuff they were frustrated about and cheered each other on. Zack had to nearly carry him back to the barracks and a group of women AND men tried to pick Zack up, and watching him handle it was pretty amazing. Cloud felt bad, because he got the distinct feeling Zack only turned down the girls because he was taking care of Cloud, but Zack had a way of not making him feel like a burden, or even like taking care of Cloud would be better than taking off with some random chicks. It couldn't be true, but it made Cloud feel good anyway. :( And he really appreciated it, because boy was he ever sick later.3. Cloud was
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ROY DOESN'T USUALLY USE LINES. That said, he's either heard these and thought they were funny, or used them with success because he's an asshole that can make lines work. 1: You must be an amazing lover. I'm a little intimidated. 2: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (someone used this on him. IT TOOK HIM A SECOND) 3: Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? (Note: used on an actual hooker) 4: Right away, sir. Anything else? 5: You'll have to introduce me to your husband. (She's not married. Act SHOCKED.) I should count myself lucky for discovering you in time.
1: Tsuna 2: Optimus Prime 3: Son Gohan 4: Vegeta 5: Squalo
1. How to live rich on no money. 2. What to do with 5 women in bed at once. 3. How to mask your emotions. He used poker as a conduit. 4. How to talk your way out of a situation where someone comes to you demanding money, and they leave after giving you more. 5: How to take a punch, kick, pimpslap, etc
Disclaimer: Whether or not Allen appreciates these great lessons of knowledge is entirely his failure.
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1. That claaassic moment, when he singles him out in the lineup. "So you wanna be in SOLDIER, kid?" It just filled his chest with pride and he felt more determined than he'd ever felt in his life. Watching him make that speech was incredible.
2. Zack took him out drinking once! He was a complete lightweight, but he drank more than he'd ever managed to before anyway with Zack's retarded encouragement, and they talked about stuff they were frustrated about and cheered each other on. Zack had to nearly carry him back to the barracks and a group of women AND men tried to pick Zack up, and watching him handle it was pretty amazing. Cloud felt bad, because he got the distinct feeling Zack only turned down the girls because he was taking care of Cloud, but Zack had a way of not making him feel like a burden, or even like taking care of Cloud would be better than taking off with some random chicks. It couldn't be true, but it made Cloud feel good anyway. :( And he really appreciated it, because boy was he ever sick later.3. Cloud was ( ... )
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Five adorable things Darc has adopted/wants to adopt in Camp
CROSS CAN BANG ANY HOT CHICK IN TIME. WHICH FIVE DOES HE DO
Five phone messeges Cloud has saved
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. . .your rep is degenerating so fast, bro.
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Mustang's five favorite pick up lines.
The first five campers that Yamamoto would pick for his baseball team.
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ROY DOESN'T USUALLY USE LINES. That said, he's either heard these and thought they were funny, or used them with success because he's an asshole that can make lines work.
1: You must be an amazing lover. I'm a little intimidated.
2: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (someone used this on him. IT TOOK HIM A SECOND)
3: Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? (Note: used on an actual hooker)
4: Right away, sir. Anything else?
5: You'll have to introduce me to your husband. (She's not married. Act SHOCKED.) I should count myself lucky for discovering you in time.
1: Tsuna
2: Optimus Prime
3: Son Gohan
4: Vegeta
5: Squalo
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2. What to do with 5 women in bed at once.
3. How to mask your emotions. He used poker as a conduit.
4. How to talk your way out of a situation where someone comes to you demanding money, and they leave after giving you more.
5: How to take a punch, kick, pimpslap, etc
Disclaimer: Whether or not Allen appreciates these great lessons of knowledge is entirely his failure.
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