Your Reborn Cast Is Terrible, Log #348
THE GREATEST TRUTH about what awaits the Vongola is that the TRUE future will be exactly like the crack daily arc, but with REAL ULTIMATE MAFIA.
Boxy: like the first crack arc, but RATED M FOR MATURE THEMES
Yamamoto and Gokudera totally had to infiltrate a stripper joint one time
and dera got frozen cause strippers cornered him
ooo you're so handsome \o/
is your hair ~natural~
Jiora: slkhsgv omg
Boxy: then RYOHEI SHOWED UP
WHY IS THIS GIRL SHOWING OFF EXTREME MOVES ON THIS POLE?!
EXTREME POLE DANCING
Jiora: R-Ryohei sob1!
Boxy: CUZ IT'S A CRACK ARC, MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO SHOW UP INEXPLICABLY
And Ryohei gets EXTREMELY DRAGGED INTO A BACK ROOM
and doesn't show up for the rest of that chapter
Jiora: HAHAHA
BASTARD >D
Boxy: and then some strippers are EXTREMELY HAPPY later
and he EXTREMELY ISN'T SURE WHAT HAPPENED but it was EXTREMELY GOOD and those girls had EXTREME ENERGY :|b
Jiora: dhhnb you'tre horrible dear >D
ilu
Boxy: WHAT!!
I SPEAK TRUTH
Jiora: YOU DO
But. Ryohei \o/
He should bring Longchamp though.
Boxy: and yes longchamp
who'd get the ugly strippers
MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS HERE \o/
Jiora: sobbb
She'd be the one cornering poor Dera too >D
Boxy: HAHAHA
that could be when longchamp shows up
to SAVE HIM
Jiora: To ACCUSE HIM OF STEALING HIS GIRL
Boxy: I DON'T CARE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS, SHE'S NOT FOR SHARING
DON'T BREAK MY HEART NIKKI \o/
sob
Jiora: sobbbb
Boxy: meanwhile yama's managed to make it to the vip room and gets attacked by the evil guy's main assassin women
who shoot poison needles out of their spiked heels
and they're RAIN ENERGY so they ROOFIE HIM
Jiora: Do I have to save you from date rape :<
Boxy: and baddy's all OHOHO I HAVE YOU SUBDUED NOW VONGOLA RAIN GUARDIAN
NO MAN ALIVE CAN RESIST THE DEADLIEST STRIPPER TWIN TEAM
Jiora: omg >D
Boxy: and then yama'd like punch one in the face with what he could muster. and they'd all be SHOCKED AND AWED
and then yes i'd have to be saved
because he'd prepare some drug to brainwash me and sell me into the sex industry or something. so you'd have to BUST IN after longchamp indirectly saved you from his girlfriend
and we'd tagteam the strippers and win
(you would be mysteriously unaffected)
Jiora: I-into the sex industry
[would ban you from going up to face evil masterminds alone again]
Boxy: Hahahah >DD
VONGOLA DON'T DEAL IN DRUGS
AND...PROBABLY NOT IN SEX
Jiora: OF COURSE NOT IN SEX
Tenth would die of a nosebleed and ensuing horror
Boxy: ...THEY'D PROBABLY CONDONE STRIPPER JOINTS WHERE GOOD STRIPPERS WORKED!
strippers that are JESUSED
Jiora: And where strippers were TAKEN CARE OF :(
Boxy: they'd hire a really terrifying person to be their mama
like Lussuria
Jiora: omg yes
Boxy: he's love it
Jiora: Glo would be permanently banned
Boxy: NO GLOS ALLOWED
stop scaring the girls!!!
THIS IS A SEXY SHOW NOT A GLOFEST
Jiora: NO TENTACLES ON THE PREMISES
Boxy: unless they like it
and that is their OWN BUSINESS!
ETA:
[Lucy] (at the end of the chapter is colonello telling viper he'll give him a dollar to get on stage)
[Lucy] (reborn is probably already on stage)
[Devit] 345dftgyhjiok
[Devit] HAHAHAAHA
[Lucy] with like... baby garter belts...
[Devit] oh god that is horrible
[Lucy] they'd be attached to his diaper
Boxy: like the first crack arc, but RATED M FOR MATURE THEMES
Yamamoto and Gokudera totally had to infiltrate a stripper joint one time
and dera got frozen cause strippers cornered him
ooo you're so handsome \o/
is your hair ~natural~
Jiora: slkhsgv omg
Boxy: then RYOHEI SHOWED UP
WHY IS THIS GIRL SHOWING OFF EXTREME MOVES ON THIS POLE?!
EXTREME POLE DANCING
Jiora: R-Ryohei sob1!
Boxy: CUZ IT'S A CRACK ARC, MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO SHOW UP INEXPLICABLY
And Ryohei gets EXTREMELY DRAGGED INTO A BACK ROOM
and doesn't show up for the rest of that chapter
Jiora: HAHAHA
BASTARD >D
Boxy: and then some strippers are EXTREMELY HAPPY later
and he EXTREMELY ISN'T SURE WHAT HAPPENED but it was EXTREMELY GOOD and those girls had EXTREME ENERGY :|b
Jiora: dhhnb you'tre horrible dear >D
ilu
Boxy: WHAT!!
I SPEAK TRUTH
Jiora: YOU DO
But. Ryohei \o/
He should bring Longchamp though.
Boxy: and yes longchamp
who'd get the ugly strippers
MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS HERE \o/
Jiora: sobbb
She'd be the one cornering poor Dera too >D
Boxy: HAHAHA
that could be when longchamp shows up
to SAVE HIM
Jiora: To ACCUSE HIM OF STEALING HIS GIRL
Boxy: I DON'T CARE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS, SHE'S NOT FOR SHARING
DON'T BREAK MY HEART NIKKI \o/
sob
Jiora: sobbbb
Boxy: meanwhile yama's managed to make it to the vip room and gets attacked by the evil guy's main assassin women
who shoot poison needles out of their spiked heels
and they're RAIN ENERGY so they ROOFIE HIM
Jiora: Do I have to save you from date rape :<
Boxy: and baddy's all OHOHO I HAVE YOU SUBDUED NOW VONGOLA RAIN GUARDIAN
NO MAN ALIVE CAN RESIST THE DEADLIEST STRIPPER TWIN TEAM
Jiora: omg >D
Boxy: and then yama'd like punch one in the face with what he could muster. and they'd all be SHOCKED AND AWED
and then yes i'd have to be saved
because he'd prepare some drug to brainwash me and sell me into the sex industry or something. so you'd have to BUST IN after longchamp indirectly saved you from his girlfriend
and we'd tagteam the strippers and win
(you would be mysteriously unaffected)
Jiora: I-into the sex industry
[would ban you from going up to face evil masterminds alone again]
Boxy: Hahahah >DD
VONGOLA DON'T DEAL IN DRUGS
AND...PROBABLY NOT IN SEX
Jiora: OF COURSE NOT IN SEX
Tenth would die of a nosebleed and ensuing horror
Boxy: ...THEY'D PROBABLY CONDONE STRIPPER JOINTS WHERE GOOD STRIPPERS WORKED!
strippers that are JESUSED
Jiora: And where strippers were TAKEN CARE OF :(
Boxy: they'd hire a really terrifying person to be their mama
like Lussuria
Jiora: omg yes
Boxy: he's love it
Jiora: Glo would be permanently banned
Boxy: NO GLOS ALLOWED
stop scaring the girls!!!
THIS IS A SEXY SHOW NOT A GLOFEST
Jiora: NO TENTACLES ON THE PREMISES
Boxy: unless they like it
and that is their OWN BUSINESS!
ETA:
[Lucy] (at the end of the chapter is colonello telling viper he'll give him a dollar to get on stage)
[Lucy] (reborn is probably already on stage)
[Devit] 345dftgyhjiok
[Devit] HAHAHAAHA
[Lucy] with like... baby garter belts...
[Devit] oh god that is horrible
[Lucy] they'd be attached to his diaper