Actually, we have this tradition called "Illumihinman" where our dorm harasses the dorm across the street with bright lights and loud music the night before finals. This year, it escalated into a water balloon fight. Steve, poor guy, met a vicious kid from the dorm across the street, who proceeded to slam his face into a tree after the kid's five water balloons missed Steve - and Steve's one balloon hit the idiot in the chest. Unfortunately, the tree won and Steve's face did not. But the soldier is healing. Talk about taking one for the team...and he even stole their flag. You've got to have your priorities - face or flag?
Although I like the "defending me" story much better...
defending you, defending your dorm...okay, not really the same at all, but close enough for the story to get muttled in the telling. It still sounds pretty heated!
look laura, i know my voice is like sweet, sweet candy, but you've got to end this lesbian crush you've got going on. i dig the cock. i thought we established that. -shaydes
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what was wrong with Steve's face?
did he get into a fight defending you and end up with a black eye or something? This demands explanation.
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Actually, we have this tradition called "Illumihinman" where our dorm harasses the dorm across the street with bright lights and loud music the night before finals. This year, it escalated into a water balloon fight. Steve, poor guy, met a vicious kid from the dorm across the street, who proceeded to slam his face into a tree after the kid's five water balloons missed Steve - and Steve's one balloon hit the idiot in the chest. Unfortunately, the tree won and Steve's face did not.
But the soldier is healing. Talk about taking one for the team...and he even stole their flag. You've got to have your priorities - face or flag?
Although I like the "defending me" story much better...
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i dig the cock.
i thought we established that.
-shaydes
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I'm heartbroken. Telling me on LiveJournal? That's low, doll.
Glad you're home safe and sound. I want stories. NOW. bitch.
Love love love.
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