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Character: Hitachiin Hikaru
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 16
Canon: The goal of the Host Club is to pamper and entertain young ladies to bring joy to their lives. With six handsome men (and one girl forced to pretend to be a man), there is something for every taste and fetish a lady visiting the club might have. When it comes to incest and yaoi, the Hitachiin twins are the main attraction. Both are rich, spoiled, and sheltered from the ways of normal society. They're known to be mischievous types, often playing pranks and doing things aggravate others.
Hikaru is the older twin and plays the dominant when up to incestuous hijinx. This twin is completely oblivious not only to the feelings of others but his own feelings as well. Even though he's the older twin, he's often the immature one, losing his temper easily and often falling into bouts of jealousy. Not to mention that he is known to be 10% more evil than his younger sibling.
Sample Post:
We of the Ouran Host Club pride ourselves on true to life experiences. The costumes must reflect reality, the food must be authentic, and the scenery should mirror the true location to exactness. This is the way of the Host Club. And it can blow me, because this place is wretched and foul.
When we wanted to do a Louisiana theme with focus on the Cajuns, this intense research was not mentioned. This place is disgusting. I know commoners live in strange places, but really. It's hot and humid and there are bugs everywhere. Disgusting bugs that would make even the most manly of men scream in terror. Note to self: Invest in American Southern Insects for next Fright Night at school for great success and making people cry.
The object of this investigation, the Cajun, isn't even present! Not even under the bugs or watching the bugs or a Cajun disguised as a bug! I thought we would get to meet Gambit or some facsimile that would properly embody all the stereotypical traits I expect from an American Southern in the bayou! Some manner of toothless man who plods through the swamp in thigh high ugly boots while carrying a rifle while in search of some manner of beast to devour. Or a jolly, round woman baking cornbread while her children frolic in the bayou chasing frogs to eat for dinner! But there is no mangled French language, no shrimping boats, and not even a single incestuous pair of siblings to be seen. This is the South! I was going to research their version of forbidden love. It must be something like...
Golly thar, brother Kaoru. Don't you be runnin' the crab traps by your lonesome. If something were to happen, I'd be in such a state! That's why, dear brother, we should always go together! Whether it's fishing or shuckin' oysters, I'll be at your side! We just mustn't tell Maw or Paw, they'll never understand! Even though I think Maw is Paw's sis. Our affections are just too different to be understood.
And then said romantically involved siblings ride off into the sunset on their sad little boat. Well, they would be paddling because with the price of gas these days they couldn't afford to run the motor. But regardless, behold. The commoner's incest. Not nearly as enticing, but well within the tax bracket of the common man or woman. Just one outfit of mine costs more than their sad little boats, so the locals really will have to make due with the inferior incest until their incomes improve. I'm sure some hard work and folksy crafts would do the trick for that.
For example, constructing fantastic items such as this voodoo doll. Voodoo doll obtained. Operation: Terrorize The Opposition can commence. I guess this trip isn't a total bust. Oh, look. I just happen to have a few strands of a certain someone's hair....
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