sue me

[lolzeepopz]

last night i saw sue johannsen the sex expert

she owns the patent on the best sex toy in the world.
it's called 'the head honcho'

(now EVERYONE knows that she watches sex and the city, because seriously where else would she have gotten that name from other than the dirty magazine unveiling stanley's boyfriend as a male escort, discovered by 'that

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[jurisfiction16]

First of all, you punned in your subject line. That is a punishable offense.
Secondly, I'm glad to see that you have evolved your 'women must be liberated!' line into a 'transgenders/homos/crossdressers/etc. need to be liberated!' front.
I also have some hilarious stories I can recap about your Super-Special-Awesome-Pro-Women!!!-Yay Phase. One such anecdote includes a first time viewing of Moulin Rouge, and a declaration made by you that it was the corset (a torture device to support men's ideals, those bastards) and not the consumption that killed Satine. We all still talk about it. Why? BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS.

[jurisfiction16]

Wait----- You went to see the Sex Talk show? YOU'RE SO URBAN!