How could I not post this? It makes me laugh. And, probably Laura.

[londonreign]

Pick-Up Lines to use on Mathematics Chicks

• You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
• Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
• Wanna come back to my room and see my

Comments

[poetsdontknowit]

That rocks !!!

[londonreign]

How could I resist such a dorky math thing?

[joekujo]

Oh my god - that is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

And I look in the mirror daily.

[londonreign]

I couldn't resist. I should really put it up on my webpage so that my students can at least laugh about math, rather than fear it.

[anthonys_fall]

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[oddjustice]

Holy crap dude. You've just been bot'ted on LJ.

[londonreign]

I get these all the time.

[oddjustice]

*prays for you*