ABC summary: Sydney, Jack, Irina (Lena Olin), Vaughn and Nadia are the last hope to save the world from the catastrophic effects of the Rambaldi end game -- put into action by Elena Derevko (Sonia Braga). Meanwhile, the Rambaldi prophecy surrounding Sydney and Nadia comes one step closer to becoming reality, Sloane's true allegiances are realized, and Vaughn asks Sydney a momentous question, on the season finale.
HOLY GODAOSIDUOAIFGJLK. i can't even type! incoherent thoughts! shaking with excitement! gah!
first off, lena olin still rules and i'm glad they didn't kill her off or anything. which means that she is still with the show! YES.
second, marshall and weiss NEED to do more scenes together. it is TOO FUNNY.
marshall: "i wrote this code in 5 minutes... PERV!"
marshall: "it's like high school again, where all the cool kids get invited to this party... and i don't again."
i love you marshall! that's all that matters!
h'okay! so! we continue where we left off, jumping from the plane and parachuting into what i call, 28 days later. aka, hell. they run into BRODIEN! YEAH! (that's rich from felicity). but he gets killed, so... anywho, the super 5 disable the muhlenberg device while in the mess of it all nadia gets infected (elena injects her with the contaminated water), syd/vaughn have a moment (she says yes), nadia and syd fight, sloane shoots nadia (yikes), irina tells vaughn to tell syd the truth about him (what?!), irina shoots elena in the head (score!), and hey, they all survive.
jack: "i'm trying to have a little fun."
how weird was that horse? rambaldi prophecy dun dun dunnnn.
jack lets irina go and aw, they're too cute. yay for irina! sloane is in custody, nadia is in the hospital recovering (they're trying to find an antidote) and....
AND.
we end with syd/vaughn driving to santa barbara. all happy and sunny and hey! they're gonna elope. so here i sit, thinking, "wait a minute. alias is never happy. it's angsty." i got a weird feeling.
so vaughn tells syd part of the truth. syd asks, "are you a bad guy?" awkward silence, as syd reacts. vaughn tells her it wasn't a coincidence they she walked in and told him about SD-6, etc. and that his name ISN'T michael vaughn (what?!! NO! I LIKE VAUGHN).
then they get hit by a car.
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i jumped when they got hit by the car. i mean, somewhere in my mind, i knew that was going to happen but i was so caught off guard by the fact that HEY, vaughn isn't really vaughn! THIS SHIT IS BANANAS.
now, that, was an awesome season finale. i can't wait! for september! incoherent thoughts! again! gah!
LOST
HOLY SHIT 2 HOURS OF LOST IS JUST FREAKIN' AWESOME I CAN'T STOP RAVING ABOUT THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT IS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL HIGH I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE HATCH "THEY" TOOK WALT GOOD LORD BUT CLAIRE GOT HER BABY BACK FROM ROUSSEAU IT WAS SAD SEEING HER, TORN UP BY NOT HAVING HER ALEX ANYMORE AND OH NO I THINK CHARLIE MIGHT GET ADDICTED TO HEROIN AGAIN AND HURLEY IS THE BEST PERSON EVAR!!!!!! I LOVED HIS AIRPORT SCENE I PRETTY MUCH TEARED UP NEAR THE END WHEN THAT MUSIC PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND AS THEY SHOWED ALL THE CHARACTERS ON THE PLANE TOGETHER BUT DIDN'T REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER AHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT HATCH!!! BECAUSE IT'S JUST A LOOOOOOONNGGG WAAAAAY DOWN AND DUDE THAT DYNAMITE JUST BLEW UP ARNTZ.
whew.
that's pretty much sums up my feelings. yeah. seriously, i love hurley. he's awesome. how psyched am i for lost in the fall? like, a lot.
jj, i love you. you make me COMPL337.
till fall 2005! see ya then!