Alias is back, kids.
No idea what's going so far in the its fifth and final season?
Read up.
this was mostly done while i was watching it. nothing really makes sense, but you know.
5x10: "S.O.S"
basically, getting sydney back. (she was kidnapped by prophet 5, on a huge ship.) she's still very much pregnant. we see weiss again (helps out dixon, marshall, etc).
5x11: "Maternal Instinct"
hi, irina.
Syd: "Dad..."
[Jack & Irina continue arguing]
Syd: "DAD!"
[Both turn to her]
Syd: "The baby's coming..."
- baby's born in vancouver, if you're curious
- syd alludes to jack something cryptic on the plane...
- cut to guy riding on horseback in bhutan...
- a monk tells VAUGHN that he has a daughter.
"my brother, there's good news. you have a daughter."
HECK YES. VAUGHN IS ALIVE.
5x12: "There is Only One Sydney Bristow"
- helllloooooo, anna espinosa!
Syd: "Dad! Shhh! What are you doing!"
Jack: "I knocked them [knives] over when I was trying to put these in the cupboard! Sydney, you do not leave edged weapons within the reach of children."
Syd: "She's 4 weeks old, dad."
Jack: "Particularly young Bristow women!"
Syd: "She can't even hold her head up. I think we're safe."
- WILLLLL!!!
- well, anna just went in and freaking taser gunned him. that's... pleasant.
- syd, don't leave maternity leave... sloane, you bastard. i know it's all for nadia, but seriously man.
- what did they inject into will?
- agents babysitting... LOL. baby proofing house, organized suitcased materials... this is hilarious.
- the daughter's name is Isabel!
Syd: "Mama's gotta go to work."
- dang, yo. jennifer garner is FIT for just having a baby.
- field names: sidewinder (tom), phoenix (syd), oracle (rachel)
- anna/syd fight, ya'll.
- anna cuts syd.
- YES, WILL. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ANNA.
- data capture of syd's body?
- fiancee! will has a fiancee!
- YES. ONLY JACK & SYD KNOW THAT VAUGHN IS ALIVE. IN BHUTAN. TO PROTECT HIM. YES. so he's just "dead".
- data capture to make another sydney bristow...!
- aw, uncle will.
[on what was was injected into Will]
Marshall: "It means that they put a bomb in your head."
Will: "So it might not kill me?"
Marshall: "No, no it'll kill you."
Will: "SYDNEY! How can I calm down! There's a bomb in my head!"
(i have no idea why, but that line made me laugh a lot.)
[ringing]
Will: "WHAT IS THAT?"
[everyone jumps back]
Will: "Oh, wait, wait. That's just my phone."
- rambaldi is back.
[a discussion about Rambaldi is kind of raised]
Will: "GUYS. Can we debate this later? After the bomb is out of my head?"
- WILL IS THE BEST PERSON EVER. in a mustache!
[after pretending they were a couple]
Syd: "Will. Delicate porcelain lilly?"
Will: "Leave me alone, I was on a roll."
[on the train]
Syd: "Will, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you."
Will: "I know that... wait, what did you think I was asking?"
Syd: "I... was just being supportive in case you thought you might..."
Will: "Die?"
Syd: "That's not important. What were you asking?"
Will: "I was asking you to be my best man."
Syd: "Really?"
Will: "Yeah... before I realized how little faith you had in me. You thought I was gonna die?"
Syd: "No! .......you want me to your best man?"
Will: "Well I did! Now I'm not so sure."
Syd: "How would that work exactly? Would I have to wear a tux?"
Will: "You don't have to worry about it 'cause you're not invited."
[anna/syd fighting, detonator accidentally activated]
Will: "OH! oh! Sydney, Sydney! My head's beeping!"
- YES. WILL. KNOCK OUT ANNA. I LOVE YOU. RUN TO SYD AND SAVE HER.
- NO! ANNA. NO! DON'T DETONATE! CRAP NO! AH!
- syd/will jump out train into water.
- syd has detonator, stops it. saves will. whew. got a little terrifying there.
- genetic manipulation by the prophet 5 maniacs. anna = syd
- crap, man. anna is now the other sydney bristow. that sucks hardcore.
You know there's a whole Wikipedia entry on
Milo Rambaldi? Insanity.
So... Alias is back.