I'm sticking it to the man
Stayed home to work on Spanish project. Blah.
Sometimes the government makes me sick. Wtf is wrong with our country? No offense to America. I know that government can't be perfect but some of the things that ours does just UGH.
Example: Bush and the whole gay marriage thing. Oooh, we have to preserve the 'sanctity' of marriage. Oooh, marriage is between a man and a woman. Oooh, I'm Bush and I like to make up words for the embetterment of our vocablurrary. Crackhead. Let me just say something about gay marriages. Whether or not you want them to happen, THEY WILL. This is just like when women wanted to vote. The government was against them. They put some of the suffragettes in jail. But did they win in the end? Um..yeah. And slaves...same thing. I don't get how our president could do something so unconstitutional. Not letting gays marry? What an ass.
And another thing. In Texas, you can't own a vibrator but you can carry a gun around. Are they BLIND or just STUPID? Or really, really, really blind and stupid. Will a vibrator kill anyone? Weeelll..I guess it could happen...but you know what I mean. Can you shoot someone with a vibrator? There we go, no you can't. How can people be so conservative? I really don't understand.
And all this talk of conservatives brings me to another point. Burning of Harry Potter books. This really makes me laugh. In no way am I anti-religious. I am also not anti-Catholic or Christian. But Come. On. Burning of childrens books because they are satanistic?
Oh my god. I just found the best site ever. Seriously, if look at it, you'll be hysterical.
http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/hpmain.html
Ignore the creepy picture of the demon cutting into the posessed guy's head. Keep in mind that these people are serious. Oh look, there's an advertisement on the side of the page for a book. What's it called? Oh! My favorite! Pokemon and Harry Potter: An expose on the secret war against the youth of america. Gee, that was a good read. I didn't know that Pikachu was trying to convert me to satanism, but I guess it must be true! Oh look at one of the headlines: HARRY POTTER BOOKS -- ANOTHER SUPERB REASON TO PULL YOUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
And yeah, this is turning into an essay but I'm on a roll. ECSTASY: really, really bad and dangerous right? Haha, no! The media lies about all that shit so it scares us to death. It's working too. I know people who haven't eaten sweet n low for like a year because they think it's going to give them cancer. I guess anything can give you cancer now. Or some disease. But back to ecstasy. This article is really interesting. Read it.
http://home.earthlink.net/~mmales/rave.html
That was really long for something nobody is going to read. Whatever. I feel dizzy. Whoa, actually I feel really dizzy. I'm gonna lie down.
Sometimes the government makes me sick. Wtf is wrong with our country? No offense to America. I know that government can't be perfect but some of the things that ours does just UGH.
Example: Bush and the whole gay marriage thing. Oooh, we have to preserve the 'sanctity' of marriage. Oooh, marriage is between a man and a woman. Oooh, I'm Bush and I like to make up words for the embetterment of our vocablurrary. Crackhead. Let me just say something about gay marriages. Whether or not you want them to happen, THEY WILL. This is just like when women wanted to vote. The government was against them. They put some of the suffragettes in jail. But did they win in the end? Um..yeah. And slaves...same thing. I don't get how our president could do something so unconstitutional. Not letting gays marry? What an ass.
And another thing. In Texas, you can't own a vibrator but you can carry a gun around. Are they BLIND or just STUPID? Or really, really, really blind and stupid. Will a vibrator kill anyone? Weeelll..I guess it could happen...but you know what I mean. Can you shoot someone with a vibrator? There we go, no you can't. How can people be so conservative? I really don't understand.
And all this talk of conservatives brings me to another point. Burning of Harry Potter books. This really makes me laugh. In no way am I anti-religious. I am also not anti-Catholic or Christian. But Come. On. Burning of childrens books because they are satanistic?
Oh my god. I just found the best site ever. Seriously, if look at it, you'll be hysterical.
http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/hpmain.html
Ignore the creepy picture of the demon cutting into the posessed guy's head. Keep in mind that these people are serious. Oh look, there's an advertisement on the side of the page for a book. What's it called? Oh! My favorite! Pokemon and Harry Potter: An expose on the secret war against the youth of america. Gee, that was a good read. I didn't know that Pikachu was trying to convert me to satanism, but I guess it must be true! Oh look at one of the headlines: HARRY POTTER BOOKS -- ANOTHER SUPERB REASON TO PULL YOUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
And yeah, this is turning into an essay but I'm on a roll. ECSTASY: really, really bad and dangerous right? Haha, no! The media lies about all that shit so it scares us to death. It's working too. I know people who haven't eaten sweet n low for like a year because they think it's going to give them cancer. I guess anything can give you cancer now. Or some disease. But back to ecstasy. This article is really interesting. Read it.
http://home.earthlink.net/~mmales/rave.html
That was really long for something nobody is going to read. Whatever. I feel dizzy. Whoa, actually I feel really dizzy. I'm gonna lie down.