I think this is funny do you?

[lone_star_queen]

True story.

Them: Are you sick?
Me: Yes I am. I have a cold but I have been throwing up too.
Them: Are you pregnant?
Me: Um no. You better punch me in the stomach me in the stomach and tell me you are sorry.
Them: Hahaha...??(them walking away)

Comments

[ilovehtml]

You are sick? I had a dream that you were sick last night. In fact you were in my room and I had just come back from Paris and I was taking these sexy ass photos of you. Then the said you were sick.