EAR CRYSTALS

[lonecow]

I know what is causing the brain sliding around feeling!

CRYSTALS!

Well, technically it's Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo (BPPV) - you have these little calcium crystals that form normally in the ear, and sometimes they get dislodged. You feel vertigo when the crystals end up in the ear canals that help you sense direction - there's sensory

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[uberxael]

At the risk of sounding insensetive, 'I have crystals in my brain' is an awesome sentance, and you should start every conversation you have from now on with it. Casual conversation, job interviews, best man speeches - there is no occasion that can't be improved by that.

[lonecow]

I've been going with ear crystals, but brain crystals definitely sounds more impressive. Mostly, I'm just pleased I get to say 'vertigo' a lot more often. Even the slightest link to Hitchcock is a good thing, right?