welcome to tuesday ( Read more... )

( oooh... look, a collage! )

Application for Minnesotazenship ( Read more... )

put your music player on shuffle ( Read more... )

i have decided that girls who date boys who live in my dorm ought to be shot. every single one of them. i hate them all. it's bloody f*cking friday night and they should all be out. but no, they are all here. making kissy-face on the elevator and taking the last bloody parking spot near the dormatory making me drive to the middle of the parking lot ( Read more... )

Don't cry to me ( Read more... )

i worked most of the weekend. but the highlight was, i got to spend saturday night at home. i was helping my sister watch the house and the dogs while my parents were out of town. she spent the night at a friend's, and i got the place to myself ( Read more... )

today... wow. i'm a little tired, a little irritated, but looking forward to this evening ( Read more... )

We the Women... are united... have appreciation for companionship... intrest in... advancement... service to our community... and purpose in upholding traditions ( Read more... )

1. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself ( Read more... )