ERIDAN: Interrogate the flipperbeasts with Feferi.

[lonelyglub]

[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

Comments

[demonflavoured]

You know, though I'm sure that isn't anything new for a prinny.... I do feel sorry for them though. I doubt they have anything useful to tell you.

[lonelyglub]

wwhats that supposed to mean

[demonflavoured]

Well, they usually don't know anything worth while, what are you even trying to figure out? I don't there's any fish here.

[lonelyglub]

are you as dimwwitted as these flipperbeasts god do i havve to FUCKIN SPELL IT OUT FOR YOUR THINK PAN wwere askin about the people

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[freeglub]

You begin this comment in proper HOMESTUCK format--

Starting in the past. There will be future jumps. Behind the fourth wall, there is only ANDREW HUSSIE. But because you are not cool enough to get him to rp the animes with you, LINDA and SHUGO will just have to make due. You wonder if that makes you LORD ENGLISH. Or LOARD ANGLISH, in Linda's case. That would be pretty fucking sweet, especially considering that pimpass coat. Hmmm, yes. Pimpass seizure coat. I can see it already.

But that's not how far in the past, future, or present we're going. Instead, we'll backtrack just a little bit. Four hours and thirteen minutes ago to be exact. It's nighttime for me right now, so I don't give a damn if that makes it not night in your stupid timezones. FOUR HOURS AND THIRTEEN MINUTES AGO IS NIGHT. SHUT UP.

Feferi: Make friends with demons and turtles.You are somewhat successful. However, during your friendmaking schemes,you discover that a number of the city's population has gone missing. This is worrisome. You promise to help

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[lonelyglub]

huh explorin you say sure i guess it wwould givve us more things to add onto our map that is a wworks in progress

You decide that, seeing as you have nothing better to do, that you will follow your best fish Feferi on an exploration out into the deep blue. That is to say, the city. You don't think much of the depressing city, it is just a city after all.

A ruined, desolated, city. Which is SURPRISINGLY much nicer than your last place of residence which was a belt of METEORS floating around in a space called the VIEL.

Eridan: Ride out into the city on your seahorse like the wild west shows.

That's just silly. Let's do this like the normal, civilized, royal people that the two of you are.

lets go grab our weapons and go then

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[freeglub]

You fetch your weapons and venture out. It is quite adventuresome. Monsters fall by your combined fins. Badass fight music is now playing in your head. Maps are filled out. Angels are weeping.

The time is now THREE HOURS AND FOURTEEN MINUTES before the post.

Ok, confis)(ion time! I wanted you to come out )(ere for a different reason, besides just exploring!

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[lonelyglub]

huh really wwell i guess if wwere confishin i havve a confish myshellf

You turn to your comrade in arms. Perhaps it is time to tell her that you tried to kill the human ABEL and that you did not in fact try to apologize to them in any way shape or form.

You sling your gun over your shoulder to look sincere.

You look pretty damn serious and sincere about this confishing shit.

[wishsrequiem]

...I doubt any of the monsters had anything to do with it.

[lonelyglub]

better safe than sorry maybe this is wwhy evveryone is gone
nobody bothers to question the flipperbeasts and the dark shadowwy beasts

[wishsrequiem]

This is Discedo. You'll get used to random happenings.

If there's nothing going on it usually means something's going to happen soon.

[lonelyglub]

oh thank you for your evver helpful comment you fuckin land sucker i didnt ask for your input you knoww

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[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling THE FISH FUCKS --

CG: YOU ARE BOTH RETARDED BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

LOOK I'LL EVEN STOP USING MY TROLLIAN HANDLE FOR THIS.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?

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[freeglub]

INT-----ERROGATION!!

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[yourgoddamnit]

THAT'S STUPID.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE FLIPPERBEASTS ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE THE ANSWERS? OR EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO SURRENDER TO FEAR TACTICS AND MAKE FALSE ACCUSATIONS OUT OF SELF PRESERVATION?'

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[freeglub]

T)(--EY GLUB! AND )(AV--E NAM-----ES!!!

[13sugars]

[Eri... Eri what are you even.... Why. It's a prinny. They don't know anything, they're prinnies. It'll just explode why would you even-]

That.... that won't work, I mean it. I really don't think the prinnies know anything about the missing people, you two.

[lonelyglub]

they might knoww see ill ask again--

WWHERE THE MOTHERFUCK DID THEY GO

[13sugars]

Away, I would imagine. Not a lot of people like having guns pointed at them.

[lonelyglub]

YOURE NOT ALLOWWED TO SPEAK IN THAT KIND OF TONE TOWWARDS ME HUMAN ABEL