Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww

Comments

[apocalypticals]

isnt that a little corrupt

[lonelyglub]

wwhat is
bribery or punchin sol
because im pretty sure bribery is far wworse than punchin sol

[apocalypticals]

well in this case
i was talking about the bribery

[lonelyglub]

yeah
wwhat of it

[asideglance]

Surely there is no need for violence...

[Why do you troll kids need chip removals anyway... That is what Japan wonders.]

[lonelyglub]

there wwont be any vviolence needed if sol just keeps his distance
by the wwavve
howw are you feelin
that seducin freak of cocoa nature isnt harrassin you again is he

[Japan, you don't wonder about anything. You just make sandwiches.]

[asideglance]

[Wow shut up he can multi-task.]

Please do not worry about Denmark-san. We have not spoken since then, but I believe that I should look into doing so...

In any case, is it not a bit difficult to keep distance in such a small area? I have lost count of how many are in your room.

[lonelyglub]

elevven
there are elevven of us
you wwant a list to keep track?

[p2iioniic]

you've got two be fuckiing kiiddiing me.

[lonelyglub]

loww bloods to the back of the line

[p2iioniic]

no.

[lonelyglub]

wwell someone has to go first to keep the psionics land dwweller in his place
if i dont get my chip out first youre just goin to punch my teeth out evven wwhen i did nothin wwrong
like twwo wweeks ago when you chipped my fuckin tooth
i didnt fuckin do anything you beefaced pansy

[windything]

why does there have to be a line at all?

[lonelyglub]

doc wworthless said there wwas a line
i just assumed evveryone had a line for removvin this kind of stuff
besides isnt that howw it alwways wworks with medicial stuff
you havve to wwait for fuckin evver just to see the doctor

[windything]

not always...
are all of us wanting to get them out?

[lonelyglub]

wwell all of us wwant to get them out evventually
i mean it kind of sucks that wwe had all the levvels and then wwe wwere bumped dowwn to zero

[confidencelegs]

wOW, uHHHH,
wELL, fIRST, i JUST WANT TO SAY THAT i AM GLAD THAT, uHHH, wE ARE ALL SAFE, fOR NOW ANYWAYS,

aND, i ALSO WANTED TO SAY THAT, uHHH, wELL, wHAT EXACTLY WOULD GETTING YOUR CHIP OUT DO, uHHH, fOR YOU,

i MEAN, yOU USE GUNS, rIGHT,,,
sO, dO YOU STILL HAVE THE, uHHH, sHOOTY THINGY FROM EARLIER,
bECAUSE, i WOULD SAY, tHAT IS SOMEWHAT EASIER THAN POWERS,
lIKE A, uHHH, tROLL POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE, uHHH, gAME,
aDMITTEDLY THOUGH, i GUESS THE ONLY PUZZLE WOULD BE, uHHH, uSE GUN ON, yOU KNOW, fACE,

[lonelyglub]

i wwant my chip out because that is pratically a social status around here

i bluntly apologize for not bein a magical fuckass and pullin miracles out of my ass like its nobodys fuckin business
and yes i havve my gun but you knoww wwhat
havve you evven seen that thing fire stuff
ITS WWORKIN LIKE A LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT HERE
and on top of that i dont havve any levvels

so unlike the rest of you assholes wwho have wweapons that wwork or powwers
im pratically at the bottom of the powwer spectrum
havvin my chip out wwould at least grant me the ability to gain my levvels back

so wwhat wwould gettin my chip out for me do
I DONT KNOWW YOU FUCKIN TELL ME BECAUSE BY GOD I DONT HAVVE ANYTHIN IN THIS FUCKIN DESOLATED PLANET OF LOSERS

[confidencelegs]

wELL, uHHH,
wHY DON'T YOU JUST NOT GET IT OUT, tHEN,

i MEAN, i THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD THE LEVELS,
bUT IF THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING, uHHH,,,wHY BOTHER, i GUESS WOULD BE MY POINT,

[lonelyglub]

these chips set your levvels back to zero
i wwould gain the levvels by removvin my chip

but evven if they dont
at least i wwould have a social status here
somethin of wworth