Comments | lonelyglub: Eridan and Karkat: Become Erico and Karpan and develop the DKDA.

lonelyglub

Eridan and Karkat: Become Erico and Karpan and develop the DKDA.

Oct 22, 2011 23:17

-- [CCA] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board DOOMSDAY K-9 DETECTIVE AGENCY --

HAVVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKASS? [The communicator turns on to video to reveal a face so horrible it would make children cry and weep and wish that they were never born to behold such horrid ugliness. That face also happens to be Jack Noir who, might I add, is drawn wearing a ( Read more... )

theyre like datesprits, erico and karpan, marco and japan

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yourgoddamnit October 23 2011, 03:21:05 UTC

[ FIST TO THE GUT. ]

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:22:44 UTC

[OH COD.

FIST OF THE NORTH VOMIT.]

yourgoddamnit October 23 2011, 04:32:10 UTC

[ I AM RUNNING OUT OF CREATIVE WAYS TO HARM ERIDAN SO MAYBE KARKAT JUST CHUCKS SOMETHING AT HIM.

LIKE A BROKEN VCR.

WHY IS THERE A BROKEN VCR LYING AROUND? Why not is my answer. ]

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 04:35:55 UTC

[ERIDAN DODGES THE BROKEN VCR. Since I am also running out of creative ways to harm Karkat- in turn, he throws a god damn DEFLATED SEMI TRUCK TIRE at Karkat.

How he threw the tire, how not?]

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fragrancy October 23 2011, 03:27:16 UTC

It's seriously tough to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.

[ Just sayin'. ]

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:29:00 UTC

fine its your dead body out in the open for the other wwoofbeasts to eat wwhen jack noir showws you his stabs!
and rest assured he wwill showw you his stabs
its a rather morbid hobby of his

fragrancy October 23 2011, 03:30:44 UTC

Yeah, I caught that part. I'm just saying, I don't think your disguises worked.

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:31:39 UTC

they wwere disgusin our scent
noww wwe smell like twwo matesprits

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1/idk this is.... ethericbit October 23 2011, 03:28:21 UTC

[ WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS IT'S A DOG IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYBODY IT'S- ]

2/ ethericbit October 23 2011, 03:29:27 UTC

[ >this is your ancestor

y'know, eridan's said this before but...for some reason, he's just so sick of this that it's getting kind of...hilarious ]

3/3, voice. ethericbit October 23 2011, 03:32:18 UTC

Look, guys, I...hahaha! [ he's trying to be serious but he CAN'T oh god ] It's a dog! Seriously, though, the bodies are gone, he's probably gone. And he's a dog. How can I be descended from a dog? Nobody's gonna take you seriously!

wow jack lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:43:59 UTC

a vvery fine question jack and im glad you asked that question
alloww me to demonstrate just wwhy you should fear jack noir

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] sends a file ---

and in case that isnt enough of a picture for your think pan to wwrap around
think of this
wwe are livvin in banishment wwith nowwhere else to go except to be killed like hearded beasts in a target factory for stab happy unstoppable machines
he can teleport anywwhere at anytime and the death tolls on our side are risin

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asideglance October 23 2011, 03:33:21 UTC

[He has shifted through anger and "awww that's sort of cute" so much that he's sort of just staring.

Pause.]

"Karpan"...?

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:44:59 UTC

thats his name yes

asideglance October 23 2011, 04:11:08 UTC

Cute.

lonelyglub October 23 2011, 04:12:15 UTC

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

wwhich by the wway
i do not knoww howw your clothes ended up in our hivve
it wwas purely coincidental

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lonelyglub October 23 2011, 03:55:18 UTC

thank you sunako
but wwere serious
jack noir is a real threat to evveryone
unfortunately that includes you
fortunately for you wwere experts at escapin from him

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lonelyglub October 23 2011, 15:46:24 UTC

it may or may not be a trick but
wwhy risk it if it turns out to be a threat that can come back and bite us all in the bulge?

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