Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[lonelyglub]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[totallyfrosted]

The "deadly creature who dwels in the bottom murky depths"?

That's oddly specific.

[meaning it isn't. at all.]

[lonelyglub]

hes like a krakken
krackalackin in the lake

but bewware he is deadly!!!

[totallyfrosted]

Color me terrified.

[lonelyglub]

consider yourself colored

[meowgeneticist]

Thank you for the assistance in planning out which areas I should avoid in order to keep my person free of any unwanted and tiresome conversations. It's incredibly thoughtful and I'll be certain to mail you an appropriately elaborate thank you card once I get my hands on some postage.

[lonelyglub]

no youre supposed to be scared of the lake you ass
wwhere are you goin to get your wwater from?
THE DEADLY OCEAN?
cause there are wwhales the size of planets livvin there

[meowgeneticist]

I've never harbored an irrational phobia of large bodies of water, nor do I intend to being now. As for my personal water supply, it's very kind of you to worry after my hydration but I can assure you that bottled water works as well as unfiltered lack glop.

[lonelyglub]

good luck
there arent any bottles of wwaters for miles around

[glubglub38p]

-ERIDAN!!
YOU'R--E )(-----ER-E!!!!!!

[lonelyglub]

a course im here
ivve been here since like
forevver
okay maybe not forevver
but it might as wwell be forevver!!!

[glubglub38p]

Well, glub!
)(ow s)(ould I know t)(at!!
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((ooc: Oh, I guess I should mention she's like pre-EVERTHING.))

okok

[lonelyglub]

glub!

[lonelyglub]

i dunno
distract yourself or wwhatevver it is you land grubbers find entertainin

[lonelyglub]

wwhats more to comprehend?

[voice]

[travelin_on]

What is with the weird texting? [He doesn't get you kids and your newfangled trends on the internets.]

You know kid, you're not very convincing.

text

[lonelyglub]

wwhats wwith the wweird vvoice thing?

[Voice]

[travelin_on]

I'm not typing at you, forget that.

Why would anyone care about the lake? What kind of deadly creature are we talking here? [Cause of everything you said, that is the only thing he cares about. Assuming you aren't lying or playing some childish pretendy game.]