Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen

Comments

all of the cute forehead kisses

[asideglance]

[He was just... getting home. And now he's finding himself unable to move, and spotting Eridan...

... Wow Eridan.]

...Is that sort of thing necessary?

yess

[lonelyglub]

[Wow yourself you loser.

You're just hatin that you didn't think of this plan first.]

Of course! I am tryin to find myself a kismesis or a matesprit! Kar might just be the former but I'll alloww it for him to think on that wwhile he calms his tits dowwn after I kissed him and he tried to vviolently massacre me.

[asideglance]

Ah, but this sort of method captures even those who simply wish to pass by, like myself...

[lonelyglub]

That's the plan.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown]

Don't turn this thing on unless you have something to say, stupid.

[ Trollololol ]

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub]

I had plenty of things to say! Wwhat are you? Blind and stupid, stupid?

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown]

Wow someone who figured it out on the first go! Woopty-do. But hey, I'm not stupid, stupid! I'm just blind!

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub]

Wwell wwhoop-de-doo. Givve me a fuckin grub awward for guessin that you're glubbin blind! Just cause you're blind doesn't mean you can't be stupid either.

I wwould knoww from experience.

1/2

[collarpops]

[ he

what ]

actually 2/3

[collarpops]

[ eridan no now that he is sane he knows how crazy your knowledge of human activity is oh man how does he live ]

last one, video

[collarpops]

...Those aren't weapons, man. Those are just gonna get girls macking on you. I mean, unless you want that, haha.

ohhhh jackerdoodle

[lonelyglub]

I knowwwwwwwwww that! And that's wwhat I wwant. I mean, it's not just limited to girls either! I wwant evveryone mackin on me.

Except for gross people. They need not to apply.

[video]

[fragrancy]

That's a new one.

[ Can you see the metaphorical dim sum upon which he is munching as a sign of his amusement? No? Well, it's there. Metaphorically. ]

[video]

[lonelyglub]

I used to think humans wweren't good for anythin. Until I discovvered this. This is the greatest thing evver.

[video]

[fragrancy]

Are you sure you don't have it confused with like, opposable thumbs or cable tv or something?

[video]

[lonelyglub]

Wwhat's cable tvv? Look, I'm pretty sure all your invventions on your planet are entirely inferior compared to the invventions from the minds of trolls.

[dubiousdoings]

((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))

Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.

[lonelyglub]

[What a douchebag.]

Wwell maybe you should havve looked before you left a trail reekin of douchebaggery all ovver!!

Noww your scent is all ovver me!

[dubiousdoings]

What. How rude! I am anything but a douchebag. If anything you should be grateful that I ever touched you.

[lonelyglub]

[Eridan just stares at Clive. Grateful that he was touched by him? HA! Who did this douchebag think he is? An angel kissed with the grace of god, sent down to give forth graceful touches to the populous? What a farce!

Eridan promptly punches Clive in the arm.]

You should be grateful that I considered not punchin you.