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Jan 16, 2011 21:48

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin ( Read more... )

ride this tsunami over yall

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asideglance January 17 2011, 02:49:53 UTC
"CA?" ...Surely you must know CG-san...

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 02:54:00 UTC
CA: you mean kar
CA: you must mean kar
CA: cause there isnt anyone else wwith a trollian name like that
CA: wwhat of him
CA: is he fuckin responsible for this
CA: some fuckin leader he is if hes gotten us into this shit
CA: but enough of that
CA: i asked for some god damn answwers you fuckin denizen of this land

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asideglance January 17 2011, 02:57:47 UTC
"Kar?" Is that his name? I had wondered if such a name existed from the one he typed.

He is not responsible for this. You were brought here by a group of Scientists, like the rest of us.

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 03:06:53 UTC
CA: ....
CA: a group of scientists you say
CA: wwoww i am bein courted by a group of potential kismesis
CA: i am not sure if i should be flattered or wweirded out
CA: probably wweirded out by the poor fuckers
CA anywways howw the fuck do you knoww kar

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yourgoddamnit January 17 2011, 02:59:26 UTC
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG: FUCK.
CG: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE, HERE COMES THE FUCKING CIRCUS.

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 03:02:37 UTC
CA: fuck off you slab breaker
CA: youre the one wwho brought us all here
CA: at least says the fuckass wwho i am trolling noww
CA: wwait in the freakin hornpile if you need to
CA: place is startin to look like a fuckin nest of grubs

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yourgoddamnit January 17 2011, 03:22:51 UTC
CG: I DIDN'T BRING US HERE, YOU RETARDED GLUBFUCK.
CG: SOME ASSHOLE HUMANS DID.
CG: OKAY HERE I'LL BE EVERY SORT OF FUCKING CIVIL FOR A SECOND TO GIVE YOU THE LOW-DOWN:
CG: AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, THIS UNIVERSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME, AT LEAST NOT IN A DIRECT WAY.
CG: IT SEEMS TO STAND OUTSIDE THE TIME LINES OF HUMAN EGBERT'S UNIVERSE AND WHATEVER OTHER UNIVERSES THE REST OF THIS PILE OF RUINS' OCCUPANTS WERE ORIGINALLY FROM.
CG: OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. THERE IS NO CONNECTION TO ANY OTHER UNIVERSES OR TIME LINES.
CG: IT'S LIKE ONE STAGNANT CESSPOOL OF TIME.
CG: I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY WADING IN IT.
CG: ALRIGHT NOW I'M BACK TO HATING AND/OR IGNORING YOUR EXISTENCE.

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 03:32:14 UTC
CA: the scientists group are humans?
CA: wwhat a bunch of digustin naked monkies they are
CA: here i thought
CA: you knoww wwhat nevvermind
CA: so youre sayin wevve been sucked into some other wwriggler game
CA: but this time its awway from the game and the humans univverse that wwe created
CA: you mean to fuckin tell me that
CA: wwere in the middle of fuckin no wwhere in the wwhole galaxies of univverses
CA: great just wwhat wwe needed
CA: some push along game fucker upper thats goin to
CA: as the name suggests
CA: game fuck us up
CA: just fuckin great
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
CA: is it just you and me stuck here or are they all here airin out their trash again

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subshiki January 17 2011, 03:15:00 UTC
Here...

[ forwarding this! ]

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 03:19:36 UTC
CA: that wwas
CA: that wwas about as useful as kars fuckin memos
CA: that is to say
CA: that is just fuckin awwful
CA: but it explains all of my questions evver
CA: all of them
CA: is it so fuckin difficult to answwer my gog damn questions

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subshiki January 17 2011, 03:20:54 UTC
Take it or leave it.

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 03:26:04 UTC
CA: or wwhat
CA: wwhats fuckin goin to happen if i dont fuckin take it

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dustedsunlight January 17 2011, 17:13:07 UTC
[just. kind of. what the flying fuck, man. The only reason this isn't blowing up her brain is because she's already talked with Karkat |:]

Erm... are you one of CG's friends? You write like him, at least.

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 17:28:38 UTC
CA: kar
CA: i knoww of him but
CA: the human term "friend" is not exactly the wword i wwould use
CA: wwe are not friends
CA: more like wwe just happen to knoww each other
CA: and i wwrite nothin like that land sucker
CA: are you human because you sound vvery dense
CA: like your density is so buoyant that i can hear it
CA: tell me human are you goin to answwer my questions
CA: or are you goin to compare me to kar all wwaking moment long
CA: i havvent got all the time in the wworld you knoww

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dustedsunlight January 17 2011, 17:36:19 UTC
Kar? ... I see. I recognized it from the writing... no one else writes like you, with the different text and color.

I'm... mostly human. Have you gotten your answers about the city yet?

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lonelyglub January 17 2011, 17:41:06 UTC
CA: huh guess evveryone here is just ashamed a showin their blood type
CA: not my concern though theyre all probably goin to die anywways
CA: and ivve vvaguely gotten the hang of this city
CA: vvaguely
CA: but still some questions are in place
CA: wwho the hell are you
CA: are you a scientist
CA: answwer me scientist scumbag or ill drivve you into an iceberg
CA: wwhere you can sink hooker and die

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brotundbier January 18 2011, 20:41:05 UTC
Are you even typing English?

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lonelyglub January 18 2011, 21:03:11 UTC
CA: wwhat do you mean
CA: wwhat is english
CA: of course its not fuckin english
CA: its a language my kind uses
CA: wwhy do you ask
CA: not that is matters but you also didnt answwer my question
CA: are you another foolish human from a different planet
CA: im findin a lot of foolish land crawwlers from different places
CA: and its fuckin annoyin a troll can only take so much up to his gills
CA: that is a sea dwwellin troll cause the scum bags of society dont have gills
CA: cause theyre the algae on the top of the ocean to be fed upon

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brotundbier January 19 2011, 20:50:47 UTC
This is Discedo, another planet. I can only guess it's siginificantly different from your own.

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