( I have sharp, pointy objects. ph33r me. )

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So I had this diabolical plan. I was going to scare my sister. I got her to go into the garage to get my knitting bag out of my car. I powdered my feet and put socks on so I wouldn't make a sound, and I hid in the bathroom so I could follow her quietly until she went into the garage. Then, as the plan goes, I would sneak up behind her in the dark ( Read more... )

I have "Ohio is for Lovers" stuck in my head. Kill me.

Wait, then that'll be even more emo. Never mind.

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The patient presented with life-threatening injuries, a side laceration that almost disemboweled him. Luckily, after an anastomosis, he'll survive. Unfortunately, he'll suffer from permanent scarring from the sutures.

( Don't look! I'm performing major surgery )

I dreamt I was in microbio lab and was about to inoculate a TSA plate with bacteria. I opened up the supposedly sterile plate with a loopful of bacteria from my nutrient broth and was about to streak the agar when I saw that the agar had fuzzy grayish brown colonies growing on it because the person who made the TSA OBVIOUSLY didn't use aseptic ( Read more... )

All I dream about these days is school. This month alone, I've had at least 2 nightmares involving math/engineering class, the plot is always the same; I'm either missing a final or forgot about the class and didn't attend lecture all semester, or unprepared for a final ( Read more... )

So uh...since my last post I have ( Read more... )