this flamer i used to work with used to sing to me all the time ( Read more... )

my horoscope. thank you horoscope. just keepin me on my toes ( Read more... )

if i had a HAAAAAAAAAAAAMMER... id a-HAMMER. blah blah blah
YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE INNNNN. hahaha

audrey rules.
sumed up convo:
aud:who is that girl with the... ugghhh... her face!?
me:yes.... yes i know... she's.... yes...
aud: tell her!! tell her how she looks!
me: yes... yes i know.

haha fuckin bitches

mmmmmmm i need a 2nd job. any ideas?

today is my boy's bday.
we're going to dinner.
im guna luv on him.
cuz he's freakin great.
yup. FREAKIN.
so great im guna say F'ing great. hah
fuck.
im at work eating QUESSSSSSadEEEEEEELLAZZZZ.

F YA!

ummm ya.

ps. i was sorting my laundry and found a VHS under my brother's cloths called "TAIBLOW"
Porn? I THINK SO!

hey ladies and gents.
its 420.

lets celebrate accordingly EH!?

ummm hopefully im coming to minneapolis this weekend. big party. lots of lovable people. anyone wana go? o yeah and i dont have a car to drive there yet. but i got lots of money ... LOTS OF $$$ (<- this)

holla ata GURL.

im camping out in my backyard
im running away from all of you crazy fucking people. cuz im tired of feeling sorry for you. its exhausting. guna camp in my backyard. cheese filled hotdogs will be there..

peaceout

old friends
new friends
fat friends
skinny friends

LUVIN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

i luv you kitkat

orgasms! WHO KNEW?!

everyone but me i guess.

Your Birthdate: May 21
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