When Away Messages Start to Get Eerie

Mar 24, 2006 11:25

dear stomach,

i've had about enough of this crap. i'd really like to eat like a normal human being and make it a full week without the desire to curl up in a ball and die for several days on end. and why the need to time your revolts around weekends and parties?

you're fired.

kthxbye.

-skeb
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diademofdust March 26 2006, 20:13:36 UTC
Dear Estranged Wife,

It is because we love to torment you and have planned this. Or else we're all copying Lorraine.

With love (and lawyers' fees),
Em

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