1. Jesus Christ
2. The other white meat
3. SNRDFRRGREH
4. Thing One
5. Melissa, Jr.
6. The Hulk
7. Oops
8. Notorious B. A. Bee.
9. Something about the magical night they were conceived (eg. Tequila, 16B, Trojan Man, Missionary)
10. Shanaynay

...Why did they ever let me back in here?   

That's right, folks.  I couldn't stay away.  I just have too much to say that I can't bring myself to annoy everyone on facebook with.  So instead, I'll annoy you.  No need to thank me.  Let's get down to business.