Does this make me a bad friend?

[long_dragon]

As many of you know Shigure is currently on an adventure with her grandma in one of the hottest states of the country. She has been spamming me hardcorely with text messages for the past few days, and honestly, some of these are just too special not to be shared, so!


AUG 14

I'm here. IT'S FUCKING HOT. And I have no beer. I want beer. Cold beer. Also. Uncle's cell has internet I failed at typing at Julian. -- 3:22pm

I ate Bambi's mom. I. I feel so guilty. -- 4:34pm

... I still feel guilty about Bambi. -- 5:15pm

It was tasty. -- 5:15pm

AUG 15

HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA EAT ME Morning Ame. Remind me to explain that when i get back -- 9:27am

I met uncle Pepe. The first thing I heard him say? 'I have herpes' i kinda love old people -- 1:02pm

I miss teh internets. Make people text me :-( note: people who can afford it. Say hi to people for me. -- 9:52pm

Ps: my grandmother hasn't died nor gotten otherwise injured under my care \o/ I RULE -- 9:55pm

AUG 16

Ever felt like an alien? Try standing with your grandmother in a wheelchair in a hallway in the middle of a market. I hate my uncle so much right now. -- 11:06am

MANAH MANAH I may or may not be suffering from heat-induced hallucinations. Giant wooden toucans are not supposed to blink right? -- 1:17pm

DO DOO DO DO DO No seriously. Heat-induced hallucinations. On the bright side I'm driving my cousin insane "MANAH MANAH :-D" -- 2:37pm

Imma write a book: 'I was off in the wilderness. Trapped in a stupidly hot restaurant. Doomed to listen to a random comedian tell bad jokes for the following hour. Drowning my sorrows in agua de horchata." chapter 1: that very very gay dancer. It'll be awesome. And gay. Like the dancer. -- 3:52pm

Chapter 2: the very very gay pedro infante wannabe. Dear lord save me. NO NOT THE OLD LADY NO -- 3:57pm

I'm not drunk. But my cousin keeps getting me beers -- 9:13pm

I've been thinghng about sending a massive txt message but when i do i want it to be something more meaningful than MANAH MANAH -- 9:35pm

Words i learned today: peralà = aprox. Culo de tu madre. And chu chu = boobs. -- 10:05pm

AUG 17

My battery is insane. I should be home by 6. Also i wasn't drunk nor disordered. Hor -- 1:28pm

I'll keep updating this as I get more.