Last night the city council voted on an ordinance to ban skateboarding, rollerblading, and worst of all rollerskating in downtown Fort Myers. The meeting was open to the public, and being the concerned citizen that I am, I attended. Westside, Senate Boy, Justin (Spiderlegs), Marcus, and Mike joined me for moral support. Knowing that I was the only ( Read more... )

Sometimes the only way to separate real life from what you see in the movies is to recreate what you see in the movies. Car's don't explode like they do in your local cinema, but they can create a pretty intense bonfire. This weekend was realer than real TV. If you can't take the heat, get out of the 'Pan ( Read more... )

I know I haven't updated in a long long time, but with working two jobs and taking one summer class, I've had just enough time to live it up, but not enough to write about it. I don't even know what to say about the past few weeks. Fantabulous is the only word that is coming to mind. In the past couple of weekends I've surfed and skied behind the ( Read more... )

Top ten reasons I need Doug Ohlin as a friend ( Read more... )

So this morning I am walking to class at about 8:00 (for a final that started at 7:30)when I notice something white and spherical sitting on one of the light posts that line the path between the parking lot and the buildings. I moved closer to investigate. "Is It and egg of some sort?", I wondered. To my surprise and amusement, this glistening orb ( Read more... )

Friday was a decent night on the beach that included a visit from Old School and Westside, a drunk woman who wouldn't stop hugging me, a visit from Rachel and Reni, a flat tire, and an attempted striptease from a drunken mexican whose girlfriend kept coming over and talking to us. Oh yeah, and apparently I have a nice butt ( Read more... )

I am at school. I have been awake for about 32 hours thanks to a pesky final project. I am wearing a black suit with an white tie and pink camo aqua socks, because at four o'clock in the morning, the focus of a project can easily shift from worthwile information to delusions that cake and ties mean automatic A's. At eight o'clock morning I gave a ( Read more... )

To anybody tryin to floss teeth made of gold ( Read more... )

Friday night was awesome. I wore my bunny suit to work on the beach and had all kinds of fun. At one point the bouncer of a bar helped me lift up the bike taxi and bring it up the stairs into Junkanoo so I could ride some drunk guy around the bar. He gave me $20 to basically turn around in a circle. Thank you to all the rollerbladers who came and ( Read more... )

This weekend was amazing. Seeing Tony on quads and Old School in a party hat doing double toe rolls between children was beyond priceless. Ryan and I seem to have a real talent for synchronized couple skating and I think that this may turn out to be our path to pro-rollerboy glory. To those of you that weren't there, cheer up, I will have pictures ( Read more... )