Comments | long_red_block: A sad day in the history of long_red

long_red_block

A sad day in the history of long_red_block

Jul 30, 2006 15:18

This needs to be updated. Why hasn't it been updated? Is it not a certain Livonian's duty to keep this thing alive? ...Looks like it's up to me then! So, without further ado:

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Comments 9

dragonknight337 July 31 2006, 01:18:33 UTC

You're weird.

long_red_block July 31 2006, 01:31:09 UTC

So is your face.

dragonknight337 July 31 2006, 02:05:52 UTC

pwned!
Wait.. Hey. ¬¬

long_red_block July 31 2006, 02:15:51 UTC

So is your face.

anonymous July 31 2006, 05:54:01 UTC

Well the sad truth is that Eddie can't update anymore because he got grounded from the internet. His parents walked in on him when he was in the middle of "diddling" himself to some extremely suggestive Full House fan-fictions. I don't want to embarrass him by going into too much detail but I heard from a reliable source that the story involved Uncle Jesse, all three Tanner girls, and the family dog. Well needless to say his parents were greatly shamed when they realized what their son had turned into. He tried to persuade them otherwise he even offered to trade them all of his pokemon cards (including the foils) for his internet privileges but they had no interest anymore seeing as it wasn't the late 90's. Currently Eddie spends his days writing down imaginary message board arguments on topics such as "which Mega Man game was the best?", and designing (with legos) futuristic wheelchairs that will help out the handicapable in the near future.

john_titor July 31 2006, 05:55:09 UTC

That'll teach me to log in

long_red_block July 31 2006, 13:29:07 UTC

It'd be awful if you didn't get credit for that riveting comment. So, let me be the first to applaud you. It not only accurately describes the reasons that prevent Eddie from updating, but also adds a nice personal touch...ZINF

electricsodapop July 31 2006, 17:48:54 UTC

Beth Garwood more like

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long_red_block July 31 2006, 17:56:14 UTC

I know, I know. I'm not against change as long as it's useful! Like the things you mentioned? Useful. Murdering your roommate and dismembering his body? Maybe not so useful. Though, the instruments used to do so would be for that scenario.