Shiira is Off the Dock, Folks

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Apparently, somebody posted something in July...apparently I just found out...hey, who checks their own journal?? Who do I look like, Spencer "Fair and Square" Rice? No? Peaches...? No I don't look like him either. Jennifer Anistan looks like my old pal Gordon.

Comments

[john_titor]

And all this time I thought Beth Garwood looked like this

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I was going to put that `grow up` for the cat, but I couldn't remember where it was from. I knew it was from something. Plus, slarson would have been swearing in Mandarin.

I'm only commenting in defense of the cat

[tama_neko]

I'm on to your conspiracy. 3/20 in lab have red hair? Those odds just can't be.

Re: I'm only commenting in defense of the cat

[long_red_block]

It's actually the square root of outer space divided by the integral of inner space plus pluto cubed, if that's a conspiracy then call me Dr. Coil.

[long_red_block]

I do enjoy cleaning bee traps, so therefore that tie dye-wearing camp counselor must be me. But I also like being a drunkard, so therefore I must also be that rockin' old woman. This brings us to a conflict.

Let's point out the flaws of each argument:
the camp counselor - I don't smile, therefore that is not me.
the old woman - I like wine and can find no flaws with this argument. I have no evidence to prove that is not me, therefore that must be me.

Looks like John Titor wins again. Which makes sense. He's from the future.

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Who are you to accuse me?!

[long_red_block]

There was no such accusement. I'm just stating what can be derived from the facts. And the facts point towards me being an old woman.

[electricsodapop]

Its not his fault he couldnt read
Now whos the jerk