From Twitter 05-08-2011

May 09, 2011 03:11




  • 00:08:17: The car stereo started working again. Annoying that it did it, but good that it fixed itself.
  • 00:09:24: I had a lesbian sympathize with me about what a pain in the ass two valley girls were. She actually said I should punch them. <3
  • 00:11:06: It's nice to be able to VNC into my entire computer and not just the primary display.
  • 00:22:55: I'm at Walmart (Tampa) http://4sq.com/m1erWV
  • 00:44:36: I think that we need to start doing awa with checks. As a society, I mean. They fucking suck, and have a high incidence of fraud.
  • 01:04:02: I ran into Scotty in line at Walmart. He said that Total Wine treats it's employees like human beings, and that they're still hiring.
  • 01:43:30: Every so often, Apple does something AWESOME like this: http://bit.ly/kKf3Rk
  • 01:46:44: RT @slashdot: Micro-SD Card Slot Abused As VGA-Port http://bit.ly/if0yXX
  • 02:22:52: RT @alyankovic: I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who only wore Crocs.
  • 02:23:08: RT @HAL9000_: I wonder how much piss was cleaned off the bridge before the crew knew what Picard meant when he said: make it so Number One
  • 02:42:19: RT @HipsterDalek: I PREFER TO BE PACIFIST-AGGRESSIVE. RT @pacificstandard: Daleks have evolved to be passive-aggressive. Insinuate! Ins ...
  • 02:52:38: RT @HipsterDalek: THIS IS MISSING THE "HIPSTER DALEK": $2 PBR CAN + CIGARETTE. INEBRIAAAATE! http://twitpic.com/4us80w (via @ TheNerdyBir ...
  • 03:02:22: This is why I buy the cheap coffee. http://twitpic.com/4uy9bi
  • 03:10:13: RT @priscellie: @ HipsterDalek Trust me, The Captain Jack does not have a cherry.
  • 03:10:35: RT @amandatapping: Me and the man!! Great day recording voices for the zenoids! I heart @ WilliamShatner big time. http://twitpic.com/4utbda
  • 03:12:05: RT @robdelaney: I'd rather go to a friend's funeral on a Tuesday than ruin my Saturday with their wedding.
  • 03:16:51: RT @clearlyess: Please. Someone. Omar needs a home. Pls RT and find Omar's Forever Peeps. http://tinyurl.com/4y8nohd
  • 03:17:40: RT @bonniegrrl: I've added googly eyes to the booze. My work here is done. cc: @ bergopolis #drunktweets #drunkcrafts http://t.co/uTxnBbX
  • 03:20:59: RT @ChrisPirillo: Here. Use this image the next time Apple announces something you're not interested in: http://flic.kr/p/i5p3P
  • 11:33:59: I'm at ABC Fine Wine & Spirits (3015 W. Kennedy Blvd., btw New Jersey Ave. & Gomez Ave., Tampa) http://4sq.com/mnoWru
  • 11:59:17: RT @SethMacFarlane: RT @_NorrinRadd_: @ SethMacFarlane Church is so boring! // Hey! You be quiet and eat your Jesus.
  • 13:20:54: RT @TheOnion: Childbirth To Be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction With Daughter http://onion.com/aMIUpx #MothersDay
  • 13:22:07: RT @BonesMcCoy: I called my mother to wish her a Happy Mother's Day. She still blames me for pulling the plug on my father. FML.
  • 13:22:42: Since when did people start saying "happy mother's day!" to men? WTF is up with that?
  • 17:53:32: RT @HipsterDalek: MOTHER'S DAY IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW HUMANS MAKE EXCELLENT SLAVES. YOU ARE SLAVES TO CONSUMERISM, AND HALLMARK IS YO ...
  • 20:12:42: RT @ChrisPirillo: Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Mum. Mum. Mum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN ...
  • 22:01:20: RT @neiltyson: On FX today "Armageddon" followed by "TheDayAfterTomorrow." An afternoon of movies where the laws of physics are optional.
  • 22:09:37: RT @lolacronyms: TWITTER = Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading.
  • 23:21:12: RT @noahWG: Bolivia set to pass 'Law of Mother Earth,' giving nature legal rights & mandating an ecosystem's right to exist: http://bit. ...
  • 23:34:03: I think I'm winning the battle with the bugs in the kitchen. Better living through chemistry, whoo!


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