From Twitter 05-11-2011

May 12, 2011 03:18




  • 01:37:24: I slept about 16 hours. Even though I woke up about six times, it felt great, and I needed it.
  • 01:45:23: RT @SethMacFarlane: Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful ...
  • 01:48:23: RT @slashdot: Microsoft Buying Skype for $8.5B http://bit.ly/mPsJRe
  • 02:28:17: RT @GeorgeTakei: Ugandan lawmakers to pass a bill making being LGBT punishable by DEATH. Urge a
    prez veto: http://ow.ly/1sTbHr #GayRigh ...
  • 02:28:20: RT @googlechrome: Honeycomb 3.1 announced for tablets & @GoogleTV; Android Market for @ GoogleTV coming soon. IceCreamSandwich release in ...
  • 02:36:47: RT @googlechrome: More on Music beta: up to 20K songs, free while in beta, go to http://music.google.com/about to request invite #androi ...
  • 02:37:24: RT @codinghorror: despite their reliability issues, a computer without an SSD is no longer a usable computer to me. I've been ruined.
  • 02:52:05: RT @neilgrayston: What kind of pizza were pizza flavored potato chips supposed to taste like? #DidNotTasteLikePizza
  • 02:52:24: RT @TheDark_Dragon: CLITORIS: the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation back int ...
  • 02:52:49: RT @ChrisPirillo: Microsoft + Skype = http://flic.kr/p/9GpvLd
  • 02:52:55: RT @IsisTheAmazon: Oh thats f*cked up lol RT @PhilJones77: @ IsisTheAmazon Don't worry, Arnold told her "I'll be back."
  • 02:53:24: Damn, I have a lot to do today. I needed the long sleep, but now everything I was going to do has to be compressed into less time.
  • 03:41:40: Downloading 44GB and 12GB torrents while watching #Netflix streaming. Eat it, #Verizon !
  • 04:09:03: RT @kmcgivney: Texans: help this cat! RT @ HalfAStick @wilw @BillCorbett @paulandstorm Please RT. Help me help this cat. http://bit.ly/kfCuUS
  • 05:03:32: I'm at USF Recycling Center (USF Sycamore, Tampa) http://4sq.com/ijWj55
  • 05:29:26: Just avoided hitting an Armadillo on the way home from the recycling center.
  • 05:30:24: Checked the mail on a whim, and MY FUCKING TAX CHECK IS FINALLY HERE! Hajllelujah! *happy dance*
  • 05:43:35: I liked a @ YouTube video http://youtu.be/3QEs205buYc?a Rock Cossacks
  • 08:06:09: RT @HAL9000_: If Google Music Beta allows Dave to access the Celion Dion MP3s I keep deleting @ Google and I will have a major falling out
  • 08:50:24: I'm at Running Great Automotive (14513 N. Nebraska Ave, Tampa) http://4sq.com/l52VE4
  • 09:23:07: I may have just gotten some work flashing someone's tablet to remove the Verzin bloaty crap. Cool.
  • 10:44:49: I'm at Bank of America http://4sq.com/jL4Bpv
  • 11:07:02: RT @BreakingNews: Uganda parliament drops plans for anti-gay bill after global condemnation http://on.msnbc.com/lsi6IG
  • 12:05:19: Fuck safety, I want to be able to haul around a small nuclear reactor to charge all my gadgets on-demand!
  • 12:25:52: RT @jeremymeyers: Amazon still sells VHS tapes. WTF.
  • 12:35:22: Tripp Tucker (Enterprise) was an American southerner. You just *know* he was smoking in engineering. Sneaking one in behind the warp core.
  • 13:25:58: I'm at Super Target (1040 Dale Mabry, County Line Rd, Lutz) http://4sq.com/kDzB0H
  • 14:28:32: I'm getting old. My feet and legs hurt from the walk to the bank and back.
  • 14:33:52: RT @mental_floss: The milliHelen is the quantity of beauty required to launch just one ship.
  • 14:40:36: RT @googlechrome: "New features are fantastic, but performance is a feature, too" - Ian Ellison-Taylor demo'ing speed improvements at #c ...
  • 14:41:28: RT @googlechrome: #Chromebooks: instant on, always connected & gets better, all-day battery, access anywhere, security built-in #keynote ...
  • 14:45:33: RT @ThisIsTrue: Philip Morris CEO: Tobacco, "whilst it is addictive, it is not that hard to quit." http://apne.ws/jOvHJ5
  • 20:12:43: RT @shitmydadsays: "You didn't get a good deal, you were just fucked gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshol ...
  • 21:00:46: Using up a gift card (@ Chili's Grill & Bar w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/iYQM8H
  • 21:30:02: RT @michaelianblack: Excited that Newt Gingrich launched his "former presidential candidate" campaign today.
  • 21:30:41: RT @warp11: Hello Crewmen. We're heading into the studio tomorrow to record our new CD "Borgasm. " Like us on Facebook for pics and live ...
  • 21:55:30: It bugs me when someone refers to "warp speed" when they're talking about sub-luminal travel. Get your shit straight!
  • 23:11:39: RT @HipsterDalek: HEY RORY, I THINK THERE'S A RED SHIRT WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. http://bit.ly/jVy3Mg
  • 23:51:35: I bought a big bag of limes. I have a lot of tequila, triple-sec, and agave nectar. Fresh maragritas tonight!


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