Ten Things You Should Talk to a Therapist About....

[longbottom_heir]

From thetenspot.

1. Rage issues? I has them.

2. Death wish? I had one.

3. Pocket knife that matches the scars on me? Still got it..

4. Night terrors. I'd have them...if I slept.

5. Problems with authority? Hmmm...just that one Headmaster who I occasionally brawl with in the middle of staff meetings.

6. Paranoia. But hey, at least Moody would be proud I'm

Comments

[pinkhairedauror]

Er... things like that require therapy or something?

[longbottom_heir]

I don't know. Pot and denial's not a bad way to go. And it's certainly a lot cheaper than therapy.

[pinkhairedauror]

Huh. I'd have thought those were in the 'normal' category anyway. Push therapy on those who're sacrificing virgins and such...

[longbottom_heir]

I didn't know there were enough virgins in the world to sacrifice any!

[the_iscariot]

Only ten?

Lightweight.