Enjoy.

[longbow97]

The Hip and Fabulously Verbose Dige Quotations
(2006)

“I would rather go to hell than high school.” (1/11/06)

“If I had a choice between high school and prison, I would choose prison.” (1/11/06)

“It’s like Christ has very good advice about drugs, or something.” (1/11/06)

“Some people are such problems.” (1/13/06-In reference to

Comments

[tobeornot2be]

Thank you!! THIS IS AMAZING!

[__supercool]

ah i'm so glad you documented these
except for that one of MINE yeeah

[digressivehaven]

awe some

[clementine9288]

hehehe good times

[flamebolt1110]

my favorite "I mean honestly, really, how easy is it for you to get pot here?"

some student: "Give me until the end of lunch"

me: "Give me ten minutes, how much would you want?"