Voicemail

[longislandiceme]

Hey, you've reached Bobby Drake! Only not really 'cause I can't come to the phone right now. Sorry about that. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless your name is Scott Summers, in which case I won't call back just 'cause I know it'll annoy you. Kidding! Kidding! Scotty, I'll totally call back. Really.

Comments

[brat_inslayage]

[[from here!]]

"Whoa, whoa, hey! Telling me about your attributes? So not required. I mean, I kinda noticed, that one time we made out and all, but I'm pretty sure that shouldn't be happening again."

Pause.

"...though y'know, I gotta say, as offers to flash me go, that one was pretty creative."

[longislandiceme]

[and continued here and here!]