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Hey, you've reached Bobby Drake! Only not really 'cause I can't come to the phone right now. Sorry about that. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless your name is Scott Summers, in which case I won't call back just 'cause I know it'll annoy you. Kidding! Kidding! Scotty, I'll totally call back. Really.
"Duh, I know you aren't old. Creepy is a matter of opinion. Love monkey is ... kind of over the top after one date. What's with all the monkey stuff today, anyhow?"
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