The Drunken Unicorn, Wednesday Evening

[longislandiceme]

So summer was just about drawing to a close, and that meant that soon even those recent graduates who'd stayed behind on the island for the summer would be headed off. Naturally, this meant one last sort of hurrah needed to be had: in the form of getting really, incredibly drunk, of course

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[momslilassassin]

"I might get another," Ben confided, slurping away at Bobby's drink. "Start a herd of monkeys."

Beat.

"Do they come in herds?"

[longislandiceme]

"Some sort of pack- group- thing," Bobby informed him. "Herd works."

[momslilassassin]

"Lemme ask Tony, too," Ben said before yelling across the bar. "He's a geeeeeeeeeeenius."

Long Island Ice Teas were strong. Who knew?

[longislandiceme]

"Silly Tony," Bobby scoffed. "We're not gonna buy monkeys..." he paused. "Are we?"

[momslilassassin]

"Oooh," Ben said. "Could we?"

BEN. NO.

"How about flying monkeys?!"

Those aren't real.

[longislandiceme]

"Those are terrifying," Bobby informed Ben solemnly. "With the fangs and the," he shuddered.

[momslilassassin]

Ben winced. "Not cute? I don't want anything else creepy around for a loooong time."