My name is emily and i am a loser.
1) Using band names, spell out your first name:
Exploited, the
Minor Threat
Icarus Line, the
Le Tigre
Yo Lo Tengo (are there any other bands that start with "y"?)
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? nope
3) What song makes you cry? Mae stuff makes me smile
4) What song makes you happy? Calibre 12's version of Punk's Not Dead
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? silence
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber: no
7) Who was/were your idol/s when you were younger? Mark McGrath, because he totally walked sideways in that one video.
8) First album you ever bought? The Chipmunks - Macarena. Also, a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen CD. It's kind of sad now, because I hate them so.
9) Name a song that reminds you of someone and why: It's more genres or bands...311 - Arun. Anything Oi - William. Any of those mainstream pop punk bands who were such the shit in 2000 - Erica Atom and his Package (don't ask me why) - Chris
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'3
HAIR COLOR: black with bleach in it
SKIN COLOR: what color are jews? Oh wait, I'M NOT JEWISH.
EYE COLOR: brown
PIERCINGS: ears
TATTOOS: not yet
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: blue
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: dead prez - hip hop
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: water. should that have a taste?
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: raining
HOW ARE YOU? wanting sex more than rain.
d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: no
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: getting sick of people easily
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: so well that one day i will kill her
LIKE TO DRIVE?: not really
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: family guy
CONDITIONER: thermasilk
BOOK: the book of Q
MAGAZINE: AP, I guess
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: her name is shirley, she's got a hand against her temple, signaling me to turn down the radio and key up the drums
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: baileys. sucks to you, it is not a sissy drink
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: shows and visiting
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: Funeral for a Friend
h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: in more than one state
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: once, when I was five. I got to the end of the block, and realized I had no where to go. It's was pretty much a foreshadowing of my life.
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: so many, many times
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: no
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: yeah
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: every day of my life.
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: no
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: who hasnt?
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: I passed out next to the shower and hit my head. It hurt like fuck
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: yep. might be putting on my own, soon
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: always
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: nope. but i'm attached to...eh...i mean...what?
GIRLFRIEND: no.
SEXUALITY: straight
CHILDREN: cry, a lot.
CURRENT CRUSH: guess, there's enough of them floating around, you'll probably get it right
BEEN IN LOVE?: sometimes
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: that shit sucks.
BEEN HURT?: i thrive on pain.
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: that party back in the day that still brings a bitter taste to my mouth
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: nope
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: the cramps, the misfits, the hellacopters
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: a bright one
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: running, kisses, hitting people for no reason (mosh!)
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: the first one to give me a cookie, starting...now.
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET? The Decemberists, probably
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: anyone who can hold up a conversation
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: rant
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: after watching final fantasy. I got thinking about war, and how futile any belief I may harbor or any attempt I could make to convince anyone about the importance of human fucking life is
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: I get halmark crads...from walmart...
YOU GOT E-MAIL: 30 mins ago
THING YOU PURCHASED: psh. buying things. I have THREAD for that.
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: The actor's studio with Rodin Williams
VACATION: family trip to pennsylvania
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Home on the Range. THE COWS CHANGED COLORS.
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: it's a woman's right, no matter what someone else thinks. I may not opt to have it done to me, personally, but who are you to impose your beliefs on someone else's body?
TEENAGE SMOKING: smoking is gross, but as long as youre not kissing me I don't mind if you enjoy fiberglass and tar
SPICE GIRLS: I was all about sporty.
DREAMS: are an 8-ball into the future
(x) been drunk.
(x) smoked pot.
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(x) kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) kissed your best friend
( ) crashed a friend's car.
( ) been to japan.
(x) rode in a taxi.
( ) had anal sex.
(x) been in love.
(x) had sex.
( ) had sex in public.
( ) been dumped.
( ) shoplifted.
( ) been fired.
(x) been in a fist fight.
( ) had a threesome (assuming this counts for going through with sex, otherwise, the intentions were there)
(x) snuck out of my parent's house.
( ) been tied up. (I didn't go out with Jon long enough for that, haha)
( ) been caught masturbating.
( ) pissed on myself.
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex.
(x) been arrested.
( ) made out with a stranger.
( ) did other sexual acts with a stanger
( ) stole something from my job.
( ) celebrated new years in time square.
( ) went on a blind date.
(x) lied to a friend.
(x) had a crush on a teacher.
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
(x) been to europe.
(x) skipped school.
( ) slept with a co-worker.
( ) cut myself on purpose.
( ) had sex at the office.
( ) been married.
( ) been divorced.
( ) had children
Everyone is making me laugh tonight.
TedLeo and the RX: new wave sucks
TedLeo and the RX: grr
TedLeo and the RX: I think I'm turning Japanese.
CaffeineChick05: I love to stare at his non-existent ass, its just all, mmm
LiquorxPig: dude you know whats great
LiquorxPig: adding "-nator" to everyone's last name
CaffeineChick05: Lmao
LiquorxPig: haha, I am a genious
CaffeineChick05: in bed
CaffeineChick05: Ugh, I have to go to bed- I have to wake up at 6 to leave for NY
CaffeineChick05: Ill talk to you on thursday, you whore.
[I love it when you talk dirty to me, Jenanator.]
LiquorxPig: and i was slightly frightened because i didnt remember any of that
CaffeineChick05: lmfao
LiquorxPig: but it was probably because i was wearing jeans and couldn't feel anything...maybe?
CaffeineChick05: thats why you shouldnt DO DRUGS
LiquorxPig: DRUGS ARE BAD
CaffeineChick05: lmao
CaffeineChick05: I gotta get some sleep dude
CaffeineChick05: lol, its not cool
CaffeineChick05: we're going to like, museums and stuff
CaffeineChick05: dont envy my misfortune
CaffeineChick05: shutup
CaffeineChick05: biach
LiquorxPig: fuck you nigga
CaffeineChick05: bitch ass bitch
CaffeineChick05: Ill rip out your uterus and staple it to your forehead
Osirs666: Damn right I'm pretty.
Osirs666: Haha, holy shit, you're right.
Osirs666: I'm fickle.
[hey, that felt pretty good. let's try it again kids.]
Osirs666: Haha, holy shit, you're right.
Osirs666: I'm fickle.
Osirs666: I want to have sex with this Chrsitian and absorb all her dark powers.
LiquorxPig: As long as I am godmother to your goat children, I give you my blessing
Osirs666: No way, dude. Martha Stewart reserved that title.
LiquorxPig: you should record that for me
Osirs666: No way, dude. I'm afraid you'd use it for intentions aside from humor.
Osirs666: Why the hell would I be wearing stilletos?
Osirs666: She's Mexican.
Osirs666: ...
Osirs666: I mean, she's immature.
LiquorxPig: but sex is an activity for being drunk
Osirs666: Yes, ma'am.
Osirs666: I'll keep that in mind, next (first) time you liquor me up
Anjelik1Too: that isnt a bad drug..
LiquorxPig: much less a real drug
Anjelik1Too: yeah
Anjelik1Too: its like..the poseur drug of all drugs.
LiquorxPig: the only reason it is a "gateway" drug is because once a pothead trys something else, they realize they've been getting jipped the whole time
Anjelik1Too: hahaha
Anjelik1Too: you said it
poser1josh: i am getting my license june 17th
LiquorxPig: fuck yes.
LiquorxPig: I'm getting my permit tomorrow
poser1josh: hah that's cool
LiquorxPig: nevermind that I should have gotten it three months ago
LiquorxPig: (my mother is a whore)
poser1josh: i got mine in september, i start behind the wheel may 11th
poser1josh: yeah i know
poser1josh: she came by last night and i was like...wait a second i called bubbles, i wasn't expecting emily's mom
LiquorxPig: you should have gone with shandra, she never calls for a fill in
LiquorxPig: dude.
poser1josh: dude
LiquorxPig: did you know we have hookers in fredericksburg?
poser1josh: well bubbles is good with her tongue
poser1josh: yeah i heard about it
poser1josh: but u didn't think we didn't did u?
LiquorxPig: I just assumed all the men here were gay
poser1josh: i mean we've got everything, crack heads, meth heads, rednecks, heroin addicts, stupid black people, crazy mexicans, gay people and cool people like me
LiquorxPig: it's like god douged, and there was our town
poser1josh: we have so many resources now, and i hope we're not stupid enough to use nuclear weapons
poser1josh: yeah my friend bro is living there now and he hates it cause most of the australians treat him like he doesn't know anything
LiquorxPig: Who says it'll be us? Korea has some gnarly nukes
LiquorxPig: if I were austalian and I met an american, I probably would too
poser1josh: and they've threatened to attack us
LiquorxPig: and you notice how we don't hear anything about that anymore?
poser1josh: exactly, and it's not our fault, it's our perfect democratic system, that every country needs
poser1josh: yeah we're still hearing about 9/11
poser1josh: and who's fault it is
LiquorxPig: oh, democracy, because that's what everyone needs
poser1josh: bleh it's all screwy
LiquorxPig: dude, can you imagine the US as a direct democracy?
poser1josh: nope, all i know is there'd be tons of recounts
LiquorxPig: keeping in mind that everyone knows who bob barker is, but looks blank if you mention jo ann davis
LiquorxPig: lol, yeah
poser1josh: mmmah jo an davis?
LiquorxPig: heh. our representative. in congress.
poser1josh: dads here will tell their sons to respect women, and when mom leaves they'll point out a random girls ass
LiquorxPig: I mean, I'd like to, but what am I going to do? Protest? write a letter to congress?
LiquorxPig: it's not like it hasn't been done before
poser1josh: actually i think if i was gonna do anything i'd slit my wrists in fron of the white house
LiquorxPig: oh. oh holy shit
poser1josh: and have a journal written and and try do get it published if i live, or if i die
LiquorxPig: im normally against that sort of thing, but that's slightly genious
poser1josh: but anyways what pisses me off is, that if things keep getting worse and our soldiers are spread oh so thin, i fear we'll reinstate a draft and like guranteed we'll still be there in 2 years, and what do ya know i'm 18
poser1josh: if that did happen, and i was sent to the other side of the earth, how would i fight for something i didn't believe in?
LiquorxPig: the same way they fought in the 60's
Conspiracy Theory 101:
LiquorxPig: now, in the 80's, daddy bush was all about going into other countries and weeding out their "good for nothing" presidents
poser1josh: mm hmmm
LiquorxPig: he did it to panama and tried in cuba, and then sadam got the better of him after fidel
LiquorxPig: and then he is elected out of office to clinton
LiquorxPig: who manages to put the US budget back into the positive region, may i add
LiquorxPig: now, come the election of '00
poser1josh: yeah and he had the chance to fuck up iraq but he didn't
poser1josh: which should not have been won by bush in the first place
LiquorxPig: al gore gets the popular election but...somehow...bush still wins
LiquorxPig: a year into office, his popularity is, low, and suddenly there is a tragic event
LiquorxPig: people die!
LiquorxPig: who will be our leader, to fight the terror?
poser1josh: oh no i'm scared, what if they fly a plane into my formerly safe house?
LiquorxPig: why, none other than bush, cheney, and donald rumsfeld, the most racsit man alive!
LiquorxPig: now, how do we know it was al queda?
LiquorxPig: because bush said so
LiquorxPig: the piolets of the planes had taken flights lessons, only on how to take off
LiquorxPig: plausible
LiquorxPig: they had flight guides in their cars?
LiquorxPig: uh, I don't think so
LiquorxPig: That's like "How to fly a plane for dummies"
poser1josh: this would make a lot of sense according to nostradamus' prophecies
LiquorxPig: also, the myan calender
poser1josh: well i dunno what that means, but who knows?
LiquorxPig: what are the prophecies?
LiquorxPig: ok, well the myans are famous for their predictions
LiquorxPig: they have a detailed calendar that predicts plauges, catastropies, and the lunar cycles of the moon
LiquorxPig: it is exact on every mark, but the catch is, it ends in 2012
poser1josh: well to sum it all up, he said that there would be a reign of terror from the sky from a character he called , mabus. mabus would awaken the king of the monguls
poser1josh: or something like that i haven't read them in a while
poser1josh: yeah i know stuff about the mayan calender too
poser1josh: it ends in what we believe to be 2012 too
LiquorxPig: it doesn't offer an explaination, but then something on the tv was talking about a meteor set to just miss earth, in a little under a decade
poser1josh: yeah hold on a second i've read up on this stuff
LiquorxPig: eegh.
poser1josh: but there are so many things people say are going to happen
poser1josh: but one of the biggest theories is that in 2006 there will be a huge earthquake or volcanic eruption
poser1josh: or earthquakes that set off volcanic eruptions
LiquorxPig: have you heard the thing where when jesus spoke to moses after the earth was flooded, he promised he would never use that element to destroy...but he didn't mention fire
LiquorxPig: yeah, I've heard Cali is supposed to go under in either 2006 or 2010
poser1josh: bleh, i feel so stupid cause i'm just pulling stuff out of my ass
LiquorxPig: lol, it's alright, I wouldn't know the difference
poser1josh: heh but if the world as we know it ends in our lifetime, i'd spent my last minutes laughing
poser1josh: yeah that shit is nuts
poser1josh: like a million species of plants and animals are going extinct in australia right?
LiquorxPig: I'd probably hug a stranger, and tell them they meant something
poser1josh: u know 99% of all life on earth has gone extinct
LiquorxPig: its some crazy shit
LiquorxPig: thanks to us
poser1josh: i might just masturbate and try to imagin all the sex i could have had
poser1josh: i mean how many people were killed in hiroshima, how many people died in every war ever fought because of a countries pride before it stopped, nobody is gonna care if say a rare bird goes away forever
poser1josh: yeah
poser1josh: but we have people on every continent, even antarctica, yet we are all still so ignorant to the world around us, the way i see it basically anything we do now will affect the earth
LiquorxPig: what's fucking sad is that PETA shits a brick if an oil tank goes down, but no one thinks about where the oil came from, what country we just robbed of their natural resources for probably 1/3 of the price we'll be selling it as
poser1josh: yep it all culminates to the inevitable fact that we're taking more than is needed
poser1josh: well it's been great, but i'm really tired
poser1josh: so i'm gonna go, good nite emily
LiquorxPig: alright, night