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Today I sat in Washington Square Park and read "The Hobbit ( Read more... )

At the Palladium Dining Hall:
Aaron: They have mashed potatoes. Oh wait - they call it "red bliss"
Angela: So, how's the bliss?
Aaron: Insubstantial!!

Points if you get the reference.

Memo
From: Aaron
To: Democrats
Re: The efficacy of Politicians.
Dems,
There will never be a better time. Your political enemies have not been this embattled, nor this fractured, in time memorial. Strike now, and take back what you can - or prove yourself to be the spine-less fools I fear you to be.
Regards,
Aaron

So, I smoked a cigarette at the Water St. party last night. Normally when I do so, I smoke one and I'm good for another few months. However, I've wanted a cigarette ever since I woke up this morning. Go figure.

To: Beth Holloway
From: Aaron
Re: Your dead daughter.
Ms. Holloway, YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD AND HER CORPSE IS GONE AND WHOEVER KILLED HER IS NOT GOING TO BE CAUGHT IF HE HASN'T BEEN YET AND STOP ACTING LIKE ONE MURDER CASE IS WORTH ALL THIS ATTENTION CAUSE ITS NOT KTHXBYE.
Regards, Aaron

Angela: Actually, New York City water is pretty clean.
Rick: I didn't know that.
Angela: Yeah, it's much better than, say, our air quality.
Aaron: Yeah. Cause, you know that, with each breath, we all inhale a little bit of some poor bastard who was on the 112th floor of the World Trade Center.
(Rick glares in horror).
Angela: Too soon. Too soon.

Beaver: Ah well, you know what they say Steve - Better to have loved and destroyed your girl with the power of the Arc of the Covenant than never to have loved at all.

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