THINGS.

[longsufferingly]

1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what

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[oxoniensis]

Prompt:

Psych, Shawn and Gus as an old married couple. Bickering. Or Dean and Sam if you prefer.

[longsufferingly]

April 16, 2009

"We need to get married, Gus."

"No, we don't."

"I didn't know how to tell you this, but I'm pregnant. You know my father would never approve of me having a child out of wedlock! He'd come after you with the shotgun, Gus. Is that what you want?"

"Even if you were pregnant, which you are not, it wouldn't be my baby."

"Yes it would! Maybe not biologically, but in spirit. If the biker who knocked me up leaves town, aren't you going to--"

"Stop," says Gus finally, "just stop."

Shawn does.

"Shawn. You are not pregnant."

"No," Shawn agrees. "But we should still get married."

Gus leaves.

February 14, 2011

"I had a date," says Gus.

"Yes, you did. She was very pretty."

"Do you know what dates don't like?"

"Thirty-four-year-old pharmaceutical salesman with excellent senses of smell."

"When other men propose on the date"You've been going out for two months. It was too soon for a Valentine's date anyway

[acquiescence_]

this is quite possibly the best drabble ever

[oxoniensis]

Oh, that is just the most adorable progression of excuses ever! And I love Gus' 'we're not gay' even after they're married! Hee, perfect!! Thank you!

[1orelei]

Huh. That's what a bark of laughter sounds like. Anyway, now that I've apologized for disturbing my neighbors, I can take a moment to tell you how stunningly fabulous this was. Wow.

Maybe I should go watch this show.

[justabi]

Dude. TOTALLY IMPLIED. All the time.

[lemmealone]

....LOVE.

Yes. I am stalking your journal in the hope of more Psych stuff. Sorry. *shameface*

[the_tire_swing]

*looks around and wonders how she got here*

Do you even realize how awesome this is? How awesome you are for having written it? It's like the best, sweetest, most in-character drabble or even fanfic for that matter I've ever read!

[tearful_eye]

eeeh, so adorable!
*squishes ficlet*

[fish_echo]

I [ have recced this] at fish-recs :)