THINGS.

Dec 08, 2008 18:43

1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what ( Read more... )

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pre_expansion December 22 2008, 07:48:51 UTC
This fic is my healing light.

"WHY IS MY HORN NO LONGER ON MY HEAD," he yells.

So I read this line and I figured there was a joke, but I didn't get it. So I read it again and again. And then I got it an cackled. Seriously...a cackle.

LOVE!

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dragynville December 23 2008, 10:04:41 UTC
And I didn't think it could get any better after "WHY IS MY HORN NO LONGER ON MY HEAD,". XDXD Brilliant from beginning to end!

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huggenkiss December 24 2008, 10:34:18 UTC
"WHY IS MY HORN NO LONGER ON MY HEAD," he yells.

OW OW OW MY SIDES! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING /end

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gypsy_atavari January 18 2009, 11:19:21 UTC
Good lord, I nearly fell of my chair laughing. You are like my new favorite person now.

Please tell me that there is going to be more???

If ever there was a drabble that deserved to be a full-fledged fic/verse-- this has got to be it. :-)

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myjadedhavok April 22 2009, 17:49:51 UTC
That was... quite possibly... the best thing I've ever read...

Unicorn!Jared is officially really fucking amazing. Like, epically. Dude.

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shaneo6930 May 18 2009, 20:55:47 UTC
The healing light of Jared Padalecki's penis. I can't stop laughing, and I can't wait for more. This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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untitleddemo June 11 2009, 00:52:00 UTC
CHASH. YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE FANDOM LIFE. I LOVE YOU. IT'S SICK. BUT TRUE.

Jennifer made this for the occasion in which someone finally went insane and I got what my wee heart so desired:


... )

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theoret June 11 2009, 01:19:35 UTC
OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. I CANNOT TEXTUALLY RENDER THE JOY I AM EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW. <3333333333

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beanbeans June 11 2009, 02:06:45 UTC
Oh. My. God. I would quote my favorite lines, but then I would be quoting pretty much the WHOLE THING. I have tears of laughter running down my face. YOU WIN AT EVERYTHING EVER. *hands you the internets*

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beckaandzac June 11 2009, 03:04:46 UTC
THIS SPEAKS TO MY SOUL

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smallcaps June 11 2009, 03:30:32 UTC
sad;ghdkgjdsa;lfsd YES THIS IS FANTASTIC. LINKED HERE BY ZAMS AND I AM GRINNING VERY STUPIDLY RIGHT NOW. JARED IS THE BEST SPARKLY STALKER UNICORN.

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crackers4jenn June 11 2009, 05:24:32 UTC
HAHAHAHA, THIS. IS AMAZING.

Kittyzams forced this upon me, because she is that way, but! Instead of just obliging her with a pat on the head and some patronizing words, I actually came here and read this little snippet of... woodland truth brought to Livejournal? Who knows! It was wonderful! I laughed and almost felt obnoxious enough to copy/paste some of the more brilliant lines, but I see that I was beat on that dozens of times over.

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akayalovesyaoi June 27 2009, 23:18:05 UTC
"Hot naked stalker," says Jensen. "God, my life is awesome."

and then the healing light. I really ought to sleep not to try and choke myself to death by laughing too hard XD

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akayalovesyaoi June 27 2009, 23:19:39 UTC
Also, this needs a continuation. IT DOES XD

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samjsjlove December 28 2011, 03:49:20 UTC
I think this is the best thing I've ever read

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