(This is totally based on that episode of Friends where Chandler and Monica met John Stamos to see if they want his sperm. Um, yeah.)
J2 AU. Danneel wants a baby. Jared is a sperm donor. BFF!Jensen is accompanying Danneel for the interview where she'll decide whether Jared's a suitable donor. The usual misunderstanding about Danneel and Jensen's relationship ensues, with happy ending for the boys, of course. ;)
In retrospect, there were a few signs that Jared should have picked up on.
The different last names thing, that's not much of an indicator these days, a lot of women keep their maiden names. And he didn't really pick up on much of a romantic vibe between them, but it's not like a sperm donation meeting is really the kind of place that lends itself to chemistry.
And, yes, when he asked, "So, how long have you been trying?" and Danneel replied, "This is my first meeting," he maybe could have figured that meant she and Jensen were not involved and hadn't been trying on their own. But he figured she just misunderstood the question.
But then Danneel says, "So, I don't get to sleep with you?" with a totally over-the-top wink, and Jared flushes.
"Um," he says, not really sure what kind of relationship dynamic they're working where this is an acceptable thing to say to a strange guy.
Jensen just laughs and elbows her. "Danneel, don't hit on your sperm donor. That's awkward."
J2 AU. Danneel wants a baby. Jared is a sperm donor. BFF!Jensen is accompanying Danneel for the interview where she'll decide whether Jared's a suitable donor. The usual misunderstanding about Danneel and Jensen's relationship ensues, with happy ending for the boys, of course. ;)
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The different last names thing, that's not much of an indicator these days, a lot of women keep their maiden names. And he didn't really pick up on much of a romantic vibe between them, but it's not like a sperm donation meeting is really the kind of place that lends itself to chemistry.
And, yes, when he asked, "So, how long have you been trying?" and Danneel replied, "This is my first meeting," he maybe could have figured that meant she and Jensen were not involved and hadn't been trying on their own. But he figured she just misunderstood the question.
But then Danneel says, "So, I don't get to sleep with you?" with a totally over-the-top wink, and Jared flushes.
"Um," he says, not really sure what kind of relationship dynamic they're working where this is an acceptable thing to say to a strange guy.
Jensen just laughs and elbows her. "Danneel, don't hit on your sperm donor. That's awkward."
"Um," Jared says again. "Your sperm donor ( ... )
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LOL FOREVER
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LOL awesome. :D
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I love this so, so much! Thank you again for this. :)
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