Hardison/Parker/Eliot involving goldfish crackers - up to you whether they are standard, Flavor Blast!, pretzel or a concoction created by Eliot in chef mode.
"This might be worse than the fortune cookies," says Hardison.
"They're gourmet," says Eliot. "I put in vitamins and minerals and stuff."
"So instead of teaching her to take care of herself like a normal person, you're enabling her and making--gourmet Goldfish?"
"They're asiago and basil flavor," says Parker happily.
"See, Parker just used the word asiago," says Eliot. "That is a totally new food. Hey, Parker, you think it'd be good if I added a hint of tomato and oregano?"
"Maybe some thyme, too," Parker suggests.
"See? Good influence," Eliot says. "Stop complaining."
"Try one!" says Parker, and Hardison still can't really say no to her. He accepts the cracker warily, and pops it in his mouth.
"Okay," he admits. "This is actually pretty good."
"But thyme would really add something, right?" asks Parker.
This the last one of these I read . I'm pretty sure you can see my million watt grin from here. These are AWESOME! Thanks so much for all the hard work and and holiday cheer this year. Happy New Year Chash!
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"They're gourmet," says Eliot. "I put in vitamins and minerals and stuff."
"So instead of teaching her to take care of herself like a normal person, you're enabling her and making--gourmet Goldfish?"
"They're asiago and basil flavor," says Parker happily.
"See, Parker just used the word asiago," says Eliot. "That is a totally new food. Hey, Parker, you think it'd be good if I added a hint of tomato and oregano?"
"Maybe some thyme, too," Parker suggests.
"See? Good influence," Eliot says. "Stop complaining."
"Try one!" says Parker, and Hardison still can't really say no to her. He accepts the cracker warily, and pops it in his mouth.
"Okay," he admits. "This is actually pretty good."
"But thyme would really add something, right?" asks Parker.
"Oh yeah, for sure."
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Thanks so much for all the hard work and and holiday cheer this year. Happy New Year Chash!
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