"Carly, relax! You're in good hands. Gibby's got you."
"That is not reassuring! Your hands are all--peanut buttery and gross."
Gibby sighs. "You said you would come to this. It's been hard since Tasha moved to Florida."
"I know!" says Carly. "But--this is even less sane than I expected! I thought I was coming to a normal family dinner."
"This is a normal family dinner!"
"We're greasing your brother up with peanut butter. Peanut butter!"
"How do you grease your brother?"
"If Spencer needs to be greased, he handles his own lubrication. Like a normal family! If he wants to get himself all slippery and slide across the floor, that is his business, not mine."
"But if you're not there, you can't bet on how far he goes."
"Well, I guess that's true," Carly concedes. "But I don't want to! I don't need to do that to be happy! And we haven't even eaten yet."
"Of course not, you never eat before the peanut butter slide. What kind of crazy family do you come from?"
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"Carly, relax! You're in good hands. Gibby's got you."
"That is not reassuring! Your hands are all--peanut buttery and gross."
Gibby sighs. "You said you would come to this. It's been hard since Tasha moved to Florida."
"I know!" says Carly. "But--this is even less sane than I expected! I thought I was coming to a normal family dinner."
"This is a normal family dinner!"
"We're greasing your brother up with peanut butter. Peanut butter!"
"How do you grease your brother?"
"If Spencer needs to be greased, he handles his own lubrication. Like a normal family! If he wants to get himself all slippery and slide across the floor, that is his business, not mine."
"But if you're not there, you can't bet on how far he goes."
"Well, I guess that's true," Carly concedes. "But I don't want to! I don't need to do that to be happy! And we haven't even eaten yet."
"Of course not, you never eat before the peanut butter slide. What kind of crazy family do you come from?"
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I love you.
And I love peanut butter, but I'm not sure I'll be able to eat it for a bit, lol.
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Tru confessions: I might love your iCarly stuff most of all (but it's a close call)
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