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[longsufferingly]

FUNNY STORY I was like, I will be strong and concentrate on original fic! And then I was on tumblr, and there were all these amazing gifs of Jennifer Lawrence being amazing, and I was talking to phrenk about it, and I realized that I wanted fic about her and Robert Pattinson being really gross BFFs. SO YOU KNOW.

Title: The Prohibitive Standards of

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[phrenk]

JPATTZ. YOU WROTE IT. FOR REAL. I LOVE YOU. THIS IS THE BEST. DIRTY PEOPLE UNITE. LOVE, VAL. P.S. DYING ALONE TOGETHER.

[twelve_pastels]

Speaking as someone who, on a hot day, will shower twice, this story made me laugh and cry and itch all over. Masterfully done.

[elfiepike]

THIS IS AMAZING AND I HOPE IT CATCHES ON.

"He's pissed I made more than him today," Rob says, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "It's not my fault. I never said I was homeless. I just sit on the street and people throw money at me. I don't know what his problem is."

DYING. XD

[sadcypress]

THIS FIC IS RARE AND BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH IT AND BE ITS FRIEND.

[legalliquid]

Oh, I saw you mention this on tumblr and I hoped fic would come of it!
Also, I love the summary almost as much as the actual story lol :)