I had no ideas, but then someone inspired me above.
Darcy Lewis (from Thor) and any of Lydia/Allison/Erica/that one female student in the pilot who we have NEVER SEEN AGAIN BUT WHO SEEMED AWESOME from Teen Wolf.
Prompt: snarky. Because SO MUCH SNARK. (I'm thinking maybe someone meets Darcy when they head off to college?)
The redhead in the front row makes a face. "You're the teacher. You're supposed to know."
"One, teachers never know what they're doing," says Darcy, snapping her gum. "That is your first lesson for the day. Maybe the year, if your high school sucks as much as mine did. Two, I'm a substitute teacher. I got a piece of paper with a smiley face on it from your econ teacher. Is he unbalanced? You can tell me. He seemed unbalanced."
"Who are you?" asks a brunette.
"Darcy Lewis!" she says. "I wrote it on the board. Pay attention. Who are you?"
"Allison," says the girl.
"Okay, Allison. You just volunteered. But I've got my eye on you too, red."
The redhead looks affronted. She's already Darcy's favorite. "Lydia," she says. "I'm not a pirate."
"Man, that would be sweet," says Darcy. "Anyway. Allison. What were you guys doing?"
"Adam Smith," says Allison promptly. "The Wealth of Nations"Boring," says Darcy. "Hey, did any of you get the new iTunes upgrade? It's totally fucking up my phone
( ... )
I cannot actually decide what my favorite thing about this is, except possibly that it is actually plausible that Beacon Hills High would be THAT hard up for substitute teachers.
(And oh dear lord, the combination of the three of them unleashed upon the world. FEAR.)
Darcy Lewis (from Thor) and any of Lydia/Allison/Erica/that one female student in the pilot who we have NEVER SEEN AGAIN BUT WHO SEEMED AWESOME from Teen Wolf.
Prompt: snarky. Because SO MUCH SNARK. (I'm thinking maybe someone meets Darcy when they head off to college?)
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The redhead in the front row makes a face. "You're the teacher. You're supposed to know."
"One, teachers never know what they're doing," says Darcy, snapping her gum. "That is your first lesson for the day. Maybe the year, if your high school sucks as much as mine did. Two, I'm a substitute teacher. I got a piece of paper with a smiley face on it from your econ teacher. Is he unbalanced? You can tell me. He seemed unbalanced."
"Who are you?" asks a brunette.
"Darcy Lewis!" she says. "I wrote it on the board. Pay attention. Who are you?"
"Allison," says the girl.
"Okay, Allison. You just volunteered. But I've got my eye on you too, red."
The redhead looks affronted. She's already Darcy's favorite. "Lydia," she says. "I'm not a pirate."
"Man, that would be sweet," says Darcy. "Anyway. Allison. What were you guys doing?"
"Adam Smith," says Allison promptly. "The Wealth of Nations"Boring," says Darcy. "Hey, did any of you get the new iTunes upgrade? It's totally fucking up my phone ( ... )
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(And oh dear lord, the combination of the three of them unleashed upon the world. FEAR.)
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So awesome :DD
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