A typical monday summer's day, and I have absolutely nothing to do. Of course, being the rad guy that I am, I have friends to figure shit out for me. Today was the lovely Ms. Alexa's turn to suggest some random activity that would give me a story to tell at the end of the day. Well here I am, tellin' it.

Alexa's Idea was to go to Uptown.

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FIRST
The Basics:
Team Struggle is...

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I think people should be more paranoid of spontaneous zombie attacks. Except if you were like, "hmm i think i might walk around really slow and moan a lot" one night, you might get shot or something.

So yesterday, being one of the first few days of summer, My friend and ( Read more... )

1. Who are you?

hahaha yeah you guys all got punkd. surveys are gay but i have been meaning to take a look at the brilliantly shining light that is my personality. you don't have to read this, and personally i might feel uncomfortable if you knew all these intimate nooks and crannies of my brain.

So let's start with the obvious ones....

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So if you were there, what did you think? did you like my film and what did you think of the others? (im fishing for compliments, obviously)

So i was cruising my regular myspace haunts when I saw this bulletin and decided to rebutt every problem.

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If a girl tried to treat me nicely, I would just think she was insane. Maybe she's hiding a grenade.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
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So i was doing some channel surfing just now and hapenned upon one of those trashy daytime talk shows. This one, as the title implies was Maury.

The premise of the show was, "My fiancee had sex with my best friend." and there were two people talking. One, a woman, was claiming that the man was her "baby's daddy."

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Let me preface this by telling you, the reader, that for the past week i have been getting no more than 4 hours of sleep do to being overworked and sort of stupid and lazy. Last night being the worst (I went to sleep at 4:30 only to wake at around 6 or 7).

Come 3:00, and I am in dire need of sleep.

So naturally, I took a nap.

I started to dream. ( Read more... )

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. i'd say nearly as bad as the new Oak Point Band Director or "That Girl I saw Doing Meth In The Bathroom."

I guess i'll get straight to the point.

I hate people with opinions.

Well, no, that isn't entirely true. I really like people that have ( Read more... )