I got an ultrasound today.
I'm not having a baby. They were just lookin around to see if I had a tumor or a cyst or anything. It was fucking disgusting. But it turns out I have a ton of cysts in both ovaries... I couldn't even count them all from the picture. The right one had a lot more than the left one, though, and they were a lot bigger. One is probably about the size of a golfball. That's gonna be a lot of fun to push through my fallopian tubes.
Anyway, they're putting me on birth control pills. I thought this day would never come.
I smelled like creamed corn because I got an IV yesterday. It was pretty enjoyable. And today I almost got in a wreck.
YES
I just thought you would be interested to know
I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO
i fucking hate boys
and ugly girls who
take them