THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[lono_i_ka_makah]

MORTALS! TREMBLE FOR I AM MOST THOROUGHLY MIFFED! HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE TODAY?! THERE IS NO ALOHA TO BE FOUND IN GIANT WHITE SNOWFLAKES! IT IS FREAKING APRIL! BUT WAIT, MAYBE THIS WAS SOME UNAVOIDABLE FUNCTION OF NATURAL WEATHER PATTERNS

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[redbeard]

Lord Lono i Ka Makah, I thank you for at least blessing the Left Coast with the sunshine, if only for today (durned rain NEEDS to stop) - was it the rum I put in my pinapple tart, as a sacred offering in your name?

Move South

[gee_tar]

It might be snowing where you are, but not where I am. It's been nice and sunny all day long in the tropics. I have sunburn. Ouch!

[evilbunnymayhem]

Almighty Lono, lord of all things wonderful....
I'm doing my part and partaking of much ice cream in your honor.
I do this in the hopes that ice cream will make you think of the warm weather it's SUPPOSED to be eaten in.
Please be merciful and grace us with the gentle warmth we require to celebrate your might in July!

[martini_corona]

Dear Lord Lono,

I would absolutely sacrifice a Brownie to you. However, they are hard to find after cookie-selling season when they descend upon the T stops of Boston like unto a plague of locusts.

Perhaps one of your other worshippers, who works more closely with prepubescent girls, would be more efficient at this task.