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[look_i_bounce]

So, slut school was awesome. The only thing I didn't like was that I knew most of the techniques they taught us,  except the reach-around, but I don't think I need that one.  I made so many new friends, including a Playboy Bunny named Fran. As hairy as she was, she sure got laid a lot. Everybody was impressed though. My skills on the pole were a

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[not_a_klepto]

Uh.... Tifa o__o;;;?

[look_i_bounce]

OMG IT'S YUFFIE. I've learned a few new tricks since last time Yuffie... Why don't you come over and we'll play steal the materia again.

[not_a_klepto]

...Tifa, what the hell are you talking about o.O;? Are you feeling okay?

[imnotamommasboy]

....Please tell me you're only pretending to be stupid. You traveled with the Slut for how long, and you only learn of this now?

[imnotamommasboy]

Hn. I would've thought that you would be a professor, if not the founder, of said slut school.

Goes to show that one shouldn't overestimate others.

[look_i_bounce]

Silly Sephi. That's partially the reason I took the class. When my Cloud comes back from being gay with Zack and Aerith we'll settle down and I'll be an elementary school teacher. The sooner they learn how to use condoms, the less little bastards will be born.

[imnotamommasboy]

Just Zack and Aerith? If anything, I'd say that ninja girl is rather acrobatic adept at stealing boyfriends.

....well. The education system couldn't possibly get any worse, I suppose.

[not_a_klepto]

Ahaha, nice one, Seph, but I'd never go out with Chocobo Head. And I steal materia, not people.

[ultra_recycling]

....

what.

[innocence4life]

REPENT, SINNER!!