Dear Beach Trip,

You better go smoothly. If I get all excited to dress up like part of the CSI crew and play in the waves only to spend those two days that I requested off way, way in advace sitting in my living room complaining I will not hesitate to curse you beach trip. Please just do as I say, and make my heart happy.

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Dear Sum41,

What ever happened to you guys. I miss you. Come to my house and play me a song some time, because though I miss you, I wouldn't pay to see a show.

xoxo
       Brittney Tucker

getting drunk and saying goodbye 
to your best friend and life time love
then waking up at 3 the next morning 
to throw huge pallets of toys and plush

=

BAD IDEA

I took a test today that told me I was in the 2% of american people who doesnt have what they would call a "normal brain." It was a pretty crazy test though.. I was one step away from being "normal."

You should actually take the test
Its creepy in a way

I have given up on being angry ( Read more... )

First off:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER JEAN!!!

39 HOLY HELL..  
YOU'RE AGEING BEAUTIFULLY

Second:
I have created a series of Pictures to hang in Thomas and Jarred's new place for my mother to find on a chair and put in the eclectic room withe other stolen artwork.(ie Eddie)


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I have become every girl that I hate ( Read more... )

Dear Thomas,

Thank you for letting me key "ME OF WE" into the hood of your vehicle. Please feel free to eat shit and die.

forever and always 
-Brittney Olivene
~ ME OF WE ~

P.S
I did as you asked.

Dear Nicholas "Christopher?" Nagle,

I regret to inform you that what once was our "Pie Day" has become through your neglect of the celebration Kelly and my self's "Pie Fantastico." You will be given one single opportunity to come along on "PFF" during whichever month you chose, though it will have to occur on the 17th of said month. No fourth ( Read more... )

So I went to a movie with this guy right ( Read more... )