picspam series 8: the james franco on snl edition
"Some of you may have read, I just enrolled as a student at Columbia University. And... well, I wanted a break from Hollywood, and... just, you know, have the regular college experience. So, for now, I'm not movie star James Franco; I'm just new Columbia student James Franco... the movie star."
"No, most of my songs are about staying out of my room, not standing outside the door to my room, not texting me if I've been in my room for a very long time, and I also got one song about how dorky archery is."
"We have one agent on loan from Langley. They call him... Agent 420."
"Yeah. I remember thinking... "Hey, it's hot out here... I'd better take off this hardhat to cool off..." And then there was a whooshing sound... like a box of wrenches falling through the air. Then, blackness... and when I woke up I was in this jury box."
"Some people think money makes them okay. Some people need a family to feel okay. Some people just have tiny ding dongs."
"Forget it, lady. You can't prove a thing. Look at me all you want. I'm not talking. Those are some tiny glasses. Ok! You win! I'll sign the confession! Why are your glasses so small?!"
"I'd like to begin. In case some of us haven't met, I'm Peter Connolly, the assignment editor of the New York Times. Now... you all know why you're here. You are, quite simply, the fifty BEST investigative reporters in journalism today. And with the selection of Governor Sarah Palin, we've got a Vice-Presidential candidate who needs a LOT of investigating!"
"Well, kill is when you put folks to sleep for a long long time and they go to the biggest pancake house you ever saw."
"Willem Dafoe: It's me, James! Willem Dafoe. You look surprised to see me!
James Franco: I must be seeing things, uh -- the pressure of the show is getting to me...
Willem Dafoe: Yeah, it must be real tough wearing wigs and aquinting at cue cards for ninety minutes.
James Franco: What do you WANT from me?!
Willem Dafoe: I want you to KILL Spider-Man!
James Franco: What? Spider-Man's a fictional character!
Willem Dafoe: I'm sorry, did I say Spider-Man? I meant Samberg! I want you to KILL Andy Samberg!"
