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Ok, seriously, another train movie? Cuz Pelham 123 was so good?

But this time it's Unstoppable and he's working with a new kid, Captain Kir... uh, Chris Pine, and Rosario Dawson is the inexplicably hot train dispatcher concerned about an "unmanned train" loaded with "toxic chemicals" that's going to collide with a train full of "100's of school ( Read more... )

But only for themselves or their unwed daughters.
The rest of y'all better be keeping that baby!

Given the Creatures With Whom I've Been Co-habitating

Girl to friend: I've been so tired and hungry lately.
Friend: Maybe you're pregnant.
Girl: That's not funny at all. I'm not pro-abortion or anything, but I'd have to terminate that quick.

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She is so fucking funny, I have been reading her (too much) for the past two days, what am I going to do when I get to the begining and there is no more and I have to wait for her write more! Horror!!

On that note, you must read her letter to her uterus

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